How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

So he’s either a member of a gang of murderous, drug-dealing thugs . . . or he’s a Blood!

So like... why the fuck is he dressed in his cop uniform with the walkie attached like he’s on the job while he’s walking into court? Hasn’t he been suspended from duty for like a while???

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

I’m certain Al Qaeda was rocking my Tacoma from high school. That thing would not die in spite of being owned by a teenage me.

I will never be able to look at life the same.......

Umm... did you read the article? He was peeling it off and the dealer told him to stop. Is your argument that he should have done it sooner and he’s stupid because he didn’t? That’s just retarded.

Someone is very good at reading articles.

Looks like that dealership is going to be in Super Doody.

Canada has a defense minister?!

However long it takes for a case to get public attention.

Im very racist and even I know the difference.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

So it’s a B.Coli epidemic?

Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

Did you make sure to rub a few naked Chinese men all over them first?

Sigh. Last time this story came up I said that I was glad it had a happy ending, but apparently I spoke too soon. In this situation, #teamnobody

I’m guessing they'll take their chances with a Texas judge/jury.