Hear Hear!

“Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story”

I mean - yeah Guy Fieri is an easy target, but “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” is awesome and hilarious

I was curious as well, because I’ve found the same thing. Ina’s recipes are good and they work and it’s not like they’re pretentious or anything. Apparently this is what Bourdain actually said about Ina. It’s condescending, which Bourdain often is, but it’s not actually insulting.

YES! So what, Ina’s rich. She’s a good cook and a good TV personality. And she owns it. Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Can you imagine those dudes’ redtube bookmarks? :(

I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

You’re welcome I’ll thank my mom and her salted roasted penis

Hahahaha my mom hates the peanuts too

The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”

“Bad things happen to us all; it is how we respond to those unfortunate events that defines the quality if our life and the lives of those around us, because we have money. Not having to worry about money, we can focus on our psychological fortitude and the psychological fortitude of those around us, who also have…

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

“My wife is Sicilian...she’s at home.”

Calm.

But how’s the tree?!

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.