thetallblonde
thetallblonde
thetallblonde

Amy Poehler told them to fuck off through the almighty channel that is Nick Offerman.

turtles are long-lived creatures.

Is it me, or do you guys think McConnell doesn’t realize Adam wasn’t actually a mayor at 18 who bankrupted his city? Like, I get the idea he thinks he is literally reminding Adam of his previous failure....

The pure hate running through him.

TLDR:

Adam Scott, you magnificent beast.

Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

Reduces complex/nuanced discussions to opponents being physically or emotionally weak? Check

You nailed it man. Those two articles by this website explain Republicans’ current tendency to win more elections, overall and with many important caveats, than Democrats. The entirety of this comment should earn you a Ph.D in political science and an opinion column in the New York Times. 

There’s no pearl clutching. It’s part of longstanding focus on these two.

I’ll take that bait:

“Sacrifice” implies that something of value was lost

Although the idea of sacrificing them is something worth discussing.

“Being the sacrificial Republican every day”

I feel like his balls would smell like sweaty feet and his feet would smell like sweaty balls. 

He’s up to his ears in ass. He’s probably booked solid until 2083.