What do you mean?

I AM A SLYTHERIN AND I’D LET HIM SLYTHER IN

like that is 100% a line patrick bateman would use. it gives me chills it’s so creepy and threatening.

why are you in the grays?!

The strays and ferals I feed always get the best names. I had Frieda Kahlo (she had a black unibrow) and then this grumpy ugly ass old boy cat named Walter Matthau.

Wills has liked one of my tweets AND one of my instagram comments!! The wedding is next summer.

i actually lol-ed @ dave. dave the cat.

STTTTTOOOOPPPPP IT.

i approve of all of these. every. single. one.

omg i call teela flufferbutt!!!!

baby emo was ugly as sin -- but now she’s silky and sleek and evil

old people names are even better!!!

yeah he’s canceled.

my kinda gal

CHEESETHIEF

oh.

i came to read this story, totally prepared to feel sorry for her. it must have been so painful for your son to be that evil and kill so many.

*whispers* you’re not helping yourself here, friend

I want to take this as an opportunity to better myself and the treatment of women in my life.