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The Talented Mr. Beardsley
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I tried to look into what the kids today listen to. And then gave up and went back to lovin' Matchbox Twenty. No hipster alive would be caught listening to Matchbox Twenty. They probably would listen to a band called Matchbox Twenty are Vampire Killers.

The only way this could be better is if Jerry O'Connell was the co-star. The pilot would explode before it could be finished filming.