some shadowy hoodie-wearing dude smoking doobs

Seems like they're really milking this. Millen is now claiming he was still stoned three years later when he drafted Charles Rogers.

The scouting report on Jay from Gruden's Coach Camp is remarkably accurate.

Writers refusing to accept the fact that Deadspin has launched itself into the premier echelons of sports journalism is a refusal to accept the status quo. I only visit ESPN.com for scores. I barely read anything outside of here and Grantland. If people like Peter Gomez think I give a shit about his 2 minute…

I like that Deadspin is being used as a sort of Consumer Investigator like you see on the local news.

You can just tell by ALL of his reactions that Dad has been getting in fights over her behavior for no less than 20 years. One-handed, no-look, nonchalant deflection of the angry son, pay-no-mind ignoring of the Oklahoma bros, just an old pro. Nothing but veteran moves. He's the real hero here. I'm willing to bet…

My guess is they just assumed Perkins would be standing around in the middle of whatever it is they were trying to do anyway.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

PR/security resolved this with many strips of Scotch tape

I didn't know that they made Packer jerseys smaller than XXXL.

Oh come on that was a clean czech into the boards

First of all, what kind of a man only eats 5 wings? As far as prices go, the Buffalo Wild by me sells 10 for 9.99 and 20 for 18.50. Given their quality and sauce options it becomes a no brainer.

Yeesh, the way these gals are getting all chippy and emotional, you'd think they were having three periods a game.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

And that little girl's name? Kobe Bryant.

The real problem was that they were priced out at a dollar per wing. You could call in a to go order at a real wing place and get better wings for the same price or less. Hell, they actually weren't bad and would hit the spot as a fast and cheap alternative. At that price, I would rather just get some takeout from…

That is fucking perfect. Nice work

The real story here is that Glen Davis has a summer job bussing tables at Tao.