Actually I think you got it. Not so much pick-pocket...but she was randomly feeling for her guy's head to stroke in comfort and accidentally brushed the leg of the guy next to her.

Ain't nothin' wrong with goin' to the scrip club. They were just bein' rebellion.

A couple more titty sucking stories and you might just jump up to #11. Ill be waiting..

I'll have you know, the Major Arena Soccer League is the 12th-fastest-growing indoor sports league in North America. Get on the bandwagon now!

Coke tastes better when it's $8 a glass.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

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Here's to hoping the perpetrator spends a first time, long time in jail.

and then we gon get dem cherries! CHUH CHUH!

No I use Word but other crazy people on staff don't.

• KINJA! It makes you a better writer by erasing your posts suddenly and forcing you to start from scratch!

If he's truly a Redskins defender, then no wonder he can't stop this media offensive against him.

Also the guy in the first row flipping off the pitcher during his delivery.

It's an issue with journalism. Journalists are supposed to be impartial, unbiased sources of information. Sleeping with someone you're reporting about is absolutely going to alter how you cover any news related to them.

Maury's like, "This might be news to you guys, but I get this all the time at home."