They kept that nasty toe on the screen way too long.

Actually I think you got it. Not so much pick-pocket...but she was randomly feeling for her guy's head to stroke in comfort and accidentally brushed the leg of the guy next to her.

Ain't nothin' wrong with goin' to the scrip club. They were just bein' rebellion.

A couple more titty sucking stories and you might just jump up to #11. Ill be waiting..

I'll have you know, the Major Arena Soccer League is the 12th-fastest-growing indoor sports league in North America. Get on the bandwagon now!

Coke tastes better when it's $8 a glass.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

Is this what love looks like?

I gues he used the millions Red Bull used in publicity to go higher

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

Here at Deadspin dot com we do not engage in click bait.

Here's to hoping the perpetrator spends a first time, long time in jail.

and then we gon get dem cherries! CHUH CHUH!

No I use Word but other crazy people on staff don't.

• KINJA! It makes you a better writer by erasing your posts suddenly and forcing you to start from scratch!

If he's truly a Redskins defender, then no wonder he can't stop this media offensive against him.