Fallout 3. If you try really hard, and spend a lot of time with it, you can make a face that doesn’t haunt your nightmares!

easiest solution to trash talk: mute your damn mic. I get that trash talk can be a stress relief but forcing people on your team or in the match to hear your whiny man baby shit is awful.

Releasing patches, holding meetings to calm investors, tried getting the game back on PSN, working on the next-gen update and sort out the mess of their data getting hacked.

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

That kid has no targets to maintain consistency, performance and no bugs across as many devices. Not to mention millions of customers to answer to.

As an extremely casual enthusiast in his 30s, this change pleases me. I’m impressed by these tweens with their fast building reflexes but its fucking annoying as shit to get the drop on someone then get jacked because the fucker can build fast.

What does it matter to you if this game exists? Jesus dude. Grow up.

When it stops being fun?

My friends and I used to play this RPG in HS when it came out in 88-89, it was a great premise and the world building was mindblowing at the time. I am extremely excited for this game.

He’s going about this ALL wrong. What he needs to do is deny all wrongdoing, seek out anyone talking ill of his name and threaten to sue! The money flows in from this method.

What person in their right mind, would apologize and put all the blame on their own actions???

So you literally give all your expendable cash to the hungry? No? Then STFU.

My biggest complaint so far is how the cult will throw everything at you, trying to kill you, unless you REALLY MAKE THEM MAD, at which point they kidnap you and put you into a situation that you can easily escape from.

The fact that a fair percentage of Kotaku readers are probably too young to get that reference makes my bones hurt.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

I see that gif and just think: The Luggage.

This 17 year-old Outkast is, however, still very good.

...cool, when will you be posting your solo vid?

Well that settles it, the Rock is about to get sexually harassed by a number of confused executives.

I actually compete at Smash monthly. And I enjoy how seriously you are taking this very, very serious list. Have a great day, IceSprite!

I always thought Bailey was hotter then Loni Anderson. There, I said it, and I'd say it again if I have to.