Oh FFS...

Based on much of his cover art the fact he had “no interest in video games” comes as no surprise.

I’d probably shift Monsters Inc. down after Wall-E in my personal estimation, but other than that there’s little I can see to argue in this list.

What’s wrong with cooking fries or working at McDonalds? I’ve never done either but I don’t look down on folks who do. That’s some classist bullshit.

This should help explain it.

I am currently re-watching WKRP for the first time in well over 20 years and it is even better than I remember, and I remembered it being very, very good. It is an absolute gem of a series.

And yes, Bailey is way hotter than Jennifer.

I’d watch that.

GameStop IT department:

You couldn’t have missed the point more completely were you aided by a highly-tuned nuclear-powered point-missing machine.

So’s chlamydia. Doesn’t mean I want it.

Because they are busy thinking about many hundreds of other things, most of which are likely fare more obvious. It’s easy to see it now in hindsight, less so at the time.

Bunty sounds like he should replace the B with a C.

Thou shalt use spellcheck in future articles.

And that’s saying something.

Trying to cover up doing something wrong is trying to avoid getting in trouble. It is the polar opposite of an apology or showing regret, it is ass-covering cowardice.

Ah yes, I remember the glory days, when NES and SNES games were free. What a time to be alive.

Since the response to each and every one of those titles has been people shoveling money at them like they’re stoking coal in a steam-powered ocean liner, no.

It’s not a physics sim, yes, but many of these jumps seem to defy the physics of the game as I have known them.

There’s six million “snowflakes” who I’m sure would love to respond right now, but they were murdered for being Jewish. So the “joke” is on them, I guess?

He had awesome potential, and I feel he could perhaps pull back and be awesome, but as of late he is most certainly not awesome at all. Still several orders of magnitude more awesome that Trump, but that is not a difficult feat to achieve.