Still better than "The Phantom Menace".

He was deranged, he was a gamer, and he was trying to better the "score" of other killers. These are three distinct issues.

The Simpsons has sucked since 1997.

Not as bad as Bones. They do pretty much a full-on car add every couple episodes.

Holy shit, a reply from 1999! Did someone replace your modem with a time machine?

Right where it belongs.

"Noughties", not "naughties".

Failing to recognize obvious insane craziness is not the actions of a rational, critical thinking individual.

Not if you want to remove any of the sheets of paper later, which is kind of the point with a pad.

It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.

It's just you.

That's a mosquito.

Yeah, cos that makes you a better person. For sure.

Uncreative and decidedly unfunny. I'd rather ride It's a Small World sober than read this article again.