PATRIARCHY, WE WOULD HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!

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I did have a moment when I was like "what? you don't want to live with me?" and then I got over it and realized how great it is. The keys for us are that we're old so there won't be (aren't any) kids, and we're in a small town so we're talking blocks apart, not miles. But I get to keep my investment, and we don't have…

Back in season 1, Ned Starks death was spoiled by a troll on Youtube. When the show spoils the death of Arya, Tyrion and Dany...I will go to Westeros.org....for a Red Wedding type spoiler ambush.

You turn it on and then stick your hand down the sink?! Isn't that dangerous?

I'll admit to not reading the books until after I started watching the TV show. I read them all between seasons 2 and 3 - so I've watched 2 seasons without knowing what was going to happen, and 2 seasons having a pretty good idea. I guess from now on my viewing experience will combine those two things. That's fine.

This is exactly my face reaction to this news. Fuck.

I'm a morning person. And an extrovert. I'm married to a non-morning introvert who never gets enough sleep (he's halfway through a surgical residency; he will literally never get enough sleep ever again until he dies). I have learned to just ignore him for his first hour of awake time. I make no noise that isn't…

See, I haaaaate that. And I truly believe if you have to clean up after yourself, you learn how to cook more efficiently. Wipe the counter after you chop the veggies. Clean the sauté pan while the meat rests. And most pans are harder to clean once they've cooled and congealed! Sitting down to a meal when the…

How Starbucks thought this was gonna go.

This dress is really cute and the stripes are smartly placed.

Yep, it is the same on Match. I am a firm no and most of the guys on there are 'someday' or 'definitely'. I'm just going to start a dating website called ChildlessPetOwners.com

It really is a gift.

My boyfriend loses it when I put my purse on the counter or on the table because he thinks the bottom of it in infected with ebola or something.

Ach, this is my husband too. Not only the hand drying thing, but he uses paper towels for EVERYTHING that a regular towel or good old sponge would be good for. Drip a few drops of water on the counter immediately adjacent to the kitchen sink and a sponge? Paper towel to clean it up. Drying the cast iron pan? Paper…

As a finn, I can attest to this. Some immigrants tell newcomers NOT to ask us how we're doing because you WILL get a truthful answer. And owing to our general pessimistic outlook, the answer WILL be depressing.

You've got it made. My wife refuses to dry her hands on the hand towel we have hanging in the kitchen, solely for the use of hand-drying. Instead, she must use paper towels (plural).

I'm pretty sure it's Mitch McConnell. Have you seen that guy?

I think Hillary and President Obama have a scheme cooked up. Once she gets heavily into campaign mode, she'll be putting herself out there all over the place. The Eye of Sauron (aka Fox "News" and right-wing punditry in general) will swing its gaze to her, taking some of the heat off Obama. While Sauron is distracted,…