This book changed everything for me.

It's the last in the His Dark Materials trilogy, which is excellent. Pullman is nice, because he can sort of be read on two levels. There's a surface level that younger kids can enjoy, and then there's a whole different level of depth that adults can dive into. It's a bit heavy on the philosophy, but it didn't seem…

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Molly Weasley will end you painfully if you mess with her children.

And now we know the truth: Ichabod is the great-great-grandfather of MacGyver.

Sleepy Hollow: Where in one second you can go from, "Awwww, yes, shirtless headless horseman" to the next second, "Wait, did I just want to sex up a headless guy?" Yes. Yes, you did want to sex up a guy without a head. Thank you, Sleepy Hollow.

My smartphone, by a mile. It's a computer that's as powerful as desktop PCs from just a few years ago, yet is no larger than a makeup compact and slips in and out of my pocket with ease. It's got a screen that's better than my living room HDTV. And it has an almost magical always-on internet connection that gives me…

I tried not to perv too much watching this episode but I'll admit to rewinding the scene where Jamie undresses Claire and where she walk around him naked a few times. I've also watched the entire ep three times since it aired which I never do and will be keeping it on my DVR forever.

NOW THAT IS DOCTOR WHO!

Sometimes OAaT's costume department hit it out of the park, and other times they appear to be all drunk. This was a hit it out of the park outfit. Yowza.

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

I saw Connie Britton outside the office recently and her hair is impossible to look at because it's literally made out of the sun.

You can get brain amoebas for using the neti pot in the shower?

Yeah.

Naturally, about a week after this occurs I start having sinus issues and really, really, really need to use a neti pot to have any hope of surviving them.

So uh. Face. Sink. Uhm. GOD NO WHY. Neti pot in shower? Risking brain ameobas. Whatever.

In other news, I have a splitting headache and no one will convince me…

Apparently the people who rented our apartment before we did used to clip their nails over the bathroom sink.

I know, because when it stopped up we snaked it and thousands of nasty, half-rotted toenails spewed forth.

I still can't put my face near the sink.

And the thing about Gilliam movies is that even when they're bad, they're at least INTERESTING.

1) I love your screenname.

I am glad this man exists and I hope to be like him some day (I already am in spirit, just not in resources).

That's the way to do it. Commit to the crazy! Cats are fun to be nice to anyway

"I've seen things."