I tried not to perv too much watching this episode but I'll admit to rewinding the scene where Jamie undresses Claire and where she walk around him naked a few times. I've also watched the entire ep three times since it aired which I never do and will be keeping it on my DVR forever.

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

I saw Connie Britton outside the office recently and her hair is impossible to look at because it's literally made out of the sun.

You can get brain amoebas for using the neti pot in the shower?

Yeah.

Naturally, about a week after this occurs I start having sinus issues and really, really, really need to use a neti pot to have any hope of surviving them.

So uh. Face. Sink. Uhm. GOD NO WHY. Neti pot in shower? Risking brain ameobas. Whatever.

In other news, I have a splitting headache and no one will convince me…

Apparently the people who rented our apartment before we did used to clip their nails over the bathroom sink.

I know, because when it stopped up we snaked it and thousands of nasty, half-rotted toenails spewed forth.

I still can't put my face near the sink.

1) I love your screenname.

I am glad this man exists and I hope to be like him some day (I already am in spirit, just not in resources).

That's the way to do it. Commit to the crazy! Cats are fun to be nice to anyway

I know he prefers men in real life... but Matt Bomer all of the way.

So do I. She has two of them, and they're both reasonably cute. Not fair!

I...I kind of want them both?! Greedy, I know! McAvoy's Scottish accent, that boyish grin and those blue blue eyes... Highly swoonesque.

She generally has a guy who follows behind her carrying her real purse (an ordinary black one that looks like it actually has items in it), so the same guy is probably on cat-catching duty.

My neighbor's cat followers her out down the hallway to the balcony when she goes out to smoke. She'll just perch out there and chill until they go back in. Whenever I walk by and see them I half expect to see her cat lighting up with her.

Seeing as how I spent my pubescent years in love with fictional vampires, I could totally be in to a guy who was in to my period. However, I usually feel so shitty when I'm menstruating that I don't want to have anything to do with sex.

Needs more otter.

His overly elaborate language was making my skin crawl: "libations", "ether", "vitriol", "a spree of lunatics have sugared their own egos".

I HATE "beverage". Ugh. "Would you like to get a beverage?" Me: "are you trying to take me to Safeway?"

"I've seen things."

Mussolini just stole my heart <3 <3 <3 <3 NOW THATS HOW YOU MAKE A SCENE OKAY