Lafayette goes to work at Fangtasia. Show is basically Cheers, but with more evil awesomeness. Sookie dies in the pilot.

Welp.

I get really excited about female celebrities who don't have children. As a childfree-by-choice woman, I still feel like a freakshow. But when famous women speak out (love you Helen Mirren!), it helps to normalize that life option a little bit more to the masses.

My ex and I lay out naked under the full moon from time to time. We were both so, so blue.

I just hope this means that I can get face makeup that's pale enough for me. Right now my choices are between Bobbi Brown, or this Japanese brand called Koh Gen Do. I understand that this isn't nearly the problem that black women (and men, I suppose) face in getting makeup for themselves, but I do experience a lot…

She's not always the best actress, but I loved that Karen Gillian is a true Scottish ginger, pale skin and all

NOTHING should start before 10am, ever. School or work. Early mornings are for peasants.

Seconded. Dolly, can you hear us??

This shelter is right near me and I have a tuxedo cat (who is fixed) I really want another kitten and now that I know there are oodles of tuxies right near me I don't think I'll be able to resist.

During my time as a server, Ranch Abuse (that's a perfect term) caused me to develop a full-on phobia of the stuff. I once watched someone pour four or five ramekins of ranch on a perfectly good spaghetti dish and eat it. Inside my head, I was screaming so loudly.

My husband has never had a pet until I moved in with my cat (like, 5 weeks ago). She is a very friendly, dog-like cat, but she is still a cat. She wants to go outside, but she doesn't really dig a leash. Because she's a cat. We went away for 4 days and didn't have a petsitter; I felt she would be fine, but Husband…

I'd be perfectly happy if I never heard the term thigh-gap ever again.

I would probably move if there was enough seats to do so. I'm kinda picky about where I sit though. (Middle of the theater, best sound.) I do have resting bitch face, so I typically don't get approached. If I were approached, I would probably tell them that I don't need/want company and that I don't like to chat…

Yup, cooking for six is way easier than cooking for one. Hot Pockets and Lean Cuisine are gross but better than buying a bunch of fresh ingredients throwing half in the trash.

I left a server a HUGE tip last week because he allowed me to occupy a 4-person booth, by myself, for an ungodly long time — and most importantly, he didn't make me feel awkward about it.

Here's your bible:

FALSE.

Damn right.

My son is 18 and he spends half the night watching videos of some other kids playing video games and commenting on what's going on in the game. All I hear is gunfire and laughter coming out of his room at 3 am.