“Never go to football games.”

Sorry, for that kind of money I am not buying some ‘roided out SUV that Guy Fieri probably already owns in yellow.

You’re literally an idiot. Please don’t reproduce.

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

Lexus of Lehigh Valley in Allentown, Pa. Car has been on display pretty much since delivery.

He lied. He was exposed and caught. Have a nice day.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Two obvious takes

We need to call this what it is: intentionally sabatoging the health insurance of potentially millions of Americans because the GOP is still committed to hating Obama at any cost. He is not “letting” anything fail. The GOP already orchestrated the lack of choice/high premiums debacle by passing an amendment to the ACA…

We need to stop making people like this famous.

Nicely done ;)

So Lambo parties look like long exposures?

Oh, wait...she said something safe.

[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]

I’ve wondered this same thing - I find their use of this word to be incredibly grating. I ran through the Deadspin’s archives in order to try see if I could find any answers. I ended up tallying the usage of the word by year and by author. Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with any concrete explanations for this trend,…

$50? Where are you finding gigs that pay that much money? Let me know!

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

The waterless people of Flint have been asking this for years.

NO!

His palms are sweaty, arms weak, doors heavy, something something LaFerrari.