Also GameStop stock being the revolutionary catalyst exposing the system for the sham it always appeared to be is...*millennial chef’s kiss*

It’s not the size that matters but the motion of the s’plosion?

“how dare you use what we have been doing for years agaisnt us!” -Wall Street

Pitioss Dungeon? Oh my, you poor, poor soul. That is excruciatingly painful that you didn’t save. The Regalia is a very unforgiving

My parents were fine with it but they had a rule: However much time I spent on games I ALSO had spent outside on any given day. So if I played my NES (or eventually SNES) for an hour, I had to go outside and ride my bike for an hour or some such. If I failed to do this, my console was stuffed in a closet out of my…

I used an ATK recipe to cook a tenderloin for the holidays. It had me mix baking soda with salt, cover the roast, and sit at room temp for an hour. Then the roast went in the oven, no searing required. When that tenderloin was done, you would have thought I’d have seared it 1st. It was my 1st time using baking soda on…

your wishes are my command

I’m going to pass on Hitman 3 not because I don’t like the franchise in principle (I’ve particularly enjoyed Bigmooney06's Let’s Play videos on YouTube of the series) but because I massively, enormously, “I thought I was good at video games, what’s wrong with me?” suck at Hitman.

Always have been

Probably going back to FINAL FANTASY IX. (Why are the titles always yelling compared to every other game?) I started playing it on the Switch a bit ago since it was on sale, and.... how did I not find it sooner? I’m a huge airship fan and this game has had them in spades. Also all the mechanical background details?…

I thought it was a joke when I first heard it, but this one hurts. His music always took me on a journey. When I needed a mental vacation, I could just put on some MF Doom and enjoy the ride. RIP legend. 

Nuff said.

But how much on StockX? /s

But how much on StockX? /s

Now we just need cross-platform party/chat so we’re not forced to use the in-game chats.

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

you are not wrong.

Here is your star. You Win the Interwebs today.

Sometimes jokes write themselves.

And we’re done here. 

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.