Statler: I've heard that before!

Statler: All night…and every day….

Statler: I can't Believe how popular No Good Deeds is!

Statler: Oh yeah?? Well we just might have a chance at winning that!

Statler: Hey! Don't demand us! We can't just come right away!

Statler: What kind of gimmick is this?

Statler: I wonder what showbiz drama occured…

Statler: I totally agree that CBS is serious.

Statler: So this is the future of movies, huh? No cuts! Seamlessness!

Statler: A one man show? What the hell is that?

Statler: So these guys make fun of terrible movies and other cinematic content?

Statler: A tolerability index? Who needs that?

Statler: scary parts?

Statler: Us in a Ghostbusters movie? That'd be the most pointless thing in the world!

Waldorf: If he's still on this site, he must still be super sick!

Statler: that TittyBoi sure has a figure!

Statler: It's true!

Statler: That's very nice of you to say!

Statler: That Windows 8 sure is terrible. It's confusing, ugly and never does what I want it to!

Statler: Ooo! I'm very fond of that joke!