And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

(Yes, I just replied to your comment in video format. You’re welcome.)

Or even the auto-play videos with sound, fucking annoying.

Stop with the damned autoplay ads. BTW, only 6 responses to this article ( 7 with mine ). Maybe that’s a sign?

The Pats were always going to win the SB for the next ten years. At least this way we get to watch the Steelers be extra miserable.

And the Bears are the prototype elliptical dildo machine.

Spanos’s net worth is $2.4 billion, and the chargers have other minority owners who could chip in if need be. I don’t think they are really running up against resource constraints.

The solution is for the team to pay him. They can absorb the cost in any event, they likely have three or four more years of Gordon’s prime, he could easily be a valuable player beyond that, and they have certainly extracted significant surplus value from him during his time on his rookie contract. 

At this point, if I was a player who had a big season under his rookie contract, I’d hold out the next year for an extension, rather than waiting for the final year of my rookie deal. There is just so little leverage by the time you get there.

It exceeds my wildest expectations of the Texans butchering the trade.

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

You’re going to be a lot more fun two years from now as you regale us with all the reasons you voted for Donald Trump.

Woman that was openly dating 20 men with their full knowledge in the context of a show about a woman dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two but acted like he wasn’t.

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

I’ve never seen a WRX go that low, even a parts car....

...it’s in the article.

Hallie, you’re a true heroine for this. And this kind of article is the Number One reason I read Deadspin over any other sport site - you all actually care about shedding light on these sorts of issues. This feminist thanks you, all of you.

Are you proud of the fact that you’re overworked by whatever shitty organization you work for?

deport all old white men because they murder their spouses