. . .terminating in a silky smooth butthole ;-).

Same to you! I was just thinking - how can I be the ONLY one who does this?? And enjoys it!! My girlfriends who are avid waxers agree- so we are not crazy, all of those hairy dirty assholes are the crazy ones ;-)

I’m glad someone else chimed in on this, because I feel like I have commented more on asshole waxing in the past few minutes than I have on Jezebel for the entire past year combined.

Asshole waxing is, surprisingly, the least painful of all the waxing. It it a sensation equivalent to removing scotch tape from the inside of your forearm. Mild. Almost pleasant.

I gotta tell you? A guy who waxes his asshole just seems like a nice, considerate fellow.

I’ve lasered every itty bitty and it is amazing if you can A) swing the cost and B) if you have the appropriate combo of lighter skin tone/dark hair. It does hurt but soft smoothness makes me feel like a goddess!

Fact...I kind of like the feel of an asshole wax? It’s not that it’s not painful, it is, and I’m really not much of a masochist, it’s just that it can kind of wake up nerves you don’t feel often? I don’t know how to explain this, I just like it the same way a light slap in the face can snap you out of it

I’m 10 weeks pregnant - first time - and that 9 month pic has me *internally screaming*

I’ve been waxing everything down there for years and I have to overshare, that the asshole waxing experience is actually great and extremely clean feeling. I’m not particularly hairy so I don’t actually need to do the “back strip” as it’s called at my waxing salon, but still opt too b/c it leaves your bum feeling so…

He can be an ass to coworkers and lovely to assistants.

Marry rich, become pregnant quickly.

Is that a Chris Traeger “literally?”

Hahaha, I hadn’t heard that. Rashida has a way with words.

Fake news are like gossiping.

If I had money to burn, I would totally get my butt waxed while everything else was getting done. At that point, why not?

Rob Lowe gets his asshole waxed?

...wrapped in cash. That sweet, sweet West Wing/Parks&Rec/etc cash.

Jesus, I wish I lived in SB.

Surely, if waxing our assholes, we all want someone who is pretty damn far from being family to handle that job

I would actually argue that this celebrity marriage BS is what is traditionally known as fake news. Tabloid fodder has always been fake news, IMO. It was co-opted by the Trump “administration” because its terminology that we are familiar with, hence, normalizing the phenomenon of fake news. What the Trump…