I don't think you really meant obesity=bad. At least I hope you didn't. Obesity is neither inherently unhealthy or inherently unattractive. Beauty/handsomeness is subjective, and health is determined by factors other than weight (and only sometimes correlating to it).

There is more than one person in America, therefore both things are possible.

Oh gosh, those women's health experts... Don't be too skinny, but don't be too fat, work out, but not so much that your new muscles scare the crap out of the ambiguous, elusive, omnipresent health experts. Fuck those experts, with a broomstick.

Also, maybe you're not looking at it as a black American?

It's a historical artefact. Lots of museums and private collections include similar objects, the interest in owning such a piece doesn't necessarily mean the person supports slavery or wants to go back to it. It could be some history buff who collects all kinds of objects from that period - including objects related…

Right; but we're not shooting this up in Pigeon Forge in front of some ramshackle lean-to and discussing gunny-sack fashion, are we?

I've shared this story before, but it fits in well here, too.

Alright, this is a bit of a reach. I associated "Antebellum" with a "Southern Gal" sort of gender stereotype (in a more gritty sort of way?).

My best friend claims that she has never peed in the shower. I cant even understand how one can help it.

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

"I don't want children walking near 'internet people' meeting."

Does anything else really need to be said?

It's not about whether 16 is an adult or not, it's an abuse of power. Full stop.

Yeah, but let's be real - pre-nup or no, that divorce settlement is going to come with a serious chunk of hush money, and perhaps some Wayne Industries stock.

Email me at rebecca.rose@jezebel.com with anything like that you see, along with your thoughts (will gladly keep your name/ID confidential and anonymous)

Now if only we could get "Black panic" and "Minority panic" out.

"I just think it's important that thinner people realize that the "thin = healthy" lie can keep them from taking their own health seriously (like my size 0 sister who LITERALLY eats cupcakes daily...mostly just cupcakes)"

Exactly! I think you missed your damn chance, girl! With the amount of money I have spent on waxing over the years, I would be quite happy to have dated a man who could even out my eyebrows even without the PRIVATE ISLAND. (WHY didn't you ask for a picture of it, oh WHY!)

Oh lord. I love that. Don't make me look in my files. I think I have different ones 1) WHAT ARE THEY SAYING IN THIS MAIL? 2) MAIL WHERE ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS THEIR EX 3) OVERTLY SEXUAL AND FUNNY. I never bothered to save the usual overtly sexual and penis shots. I wonder if the shave man would bother to learn waxing?…

Honest Buddah's tweet is incredibly ill-constructed. #HonestMimilady