I too, remind myself of Leto, especially bc we are close in age and when I'm not wearing makeup. I am going Instagram it later. Video of me talking about it.

I'm going to try the Bumble and Bumble if that's how shiny it makes your hair. And I'll tell people it's because of my diet of chocolate and coffee and my secret affair with Jared Leto.

It's an affront to plus size people because this would not have happened in any other clothing section. They may have had a delay in, say, bathing suits, or sweaters, or a piece of a section, but Target would never have allowed another section of clothes to be demolished and replaced by clearance for almost 2 months…

Your hair is much, much more beautiful. Shiny, clean and touchable, vs. possibly greasy and might smell nasty up close on Leto.

wow, your hair is super shiny and healthy. leto - not so much :p

So you are a chubby female searching for style at a decent price? Name all the other stores. Waiting. And so help me God if you say Walmart I will scratch your eyes out with my little plus sized fingers.

Your hair's prettier.

Nice thinsplaining.

Yours is prettier and shinier!

Kmart and Walmart both sell plus sized clothing.

Your dreams are valid!

The stylist says that the roots are 100% his real color.

There was also this, though:

It's a non-story until you're the naked fat girl.

So, we're all in agreement that Adam Scott and Paul Rudd won the photoshoot, RIGHT?! RIGHT?!!!!?

No. Next question: is there a corner of my heart she hasn't completely charmed/conquered? Also no.

Is there any color in the world that Lupita can't wear and look fabulous in?

wait what?? No Mentioning of Jon Hamm