Exactly. What working 13 year old does this person know? And I’m pretty sure that if a 13 year old has a health issue like a pregnancy, they would need to go through insurance to pay for it...which no 13 year old person I know has, apart from being on their parents-which means now they’re on the hook for the bill.

Yeah, there are grays on this article saying "She's still lying" as if this evidence was released personally by Amber Heard from her villain lair. I think they're gone.

I’ll be the first to say he’s a proper lozenge but I can’t laugh at his body considering I’ve got like, the female version of that :D

(females only) violates the fuck out of the civil rights act, also totally permits men to wear miniskirts

So this might mark me as a hypocrite, since I think dunking on Elon Musk is every human’s duty, and I think anyone who praises Elon Musk or defends him for pretty much anything he’s ever done is a hopeless bootlicker. But I can’t help but think, even now, Elon Musk’s insufferability could be reduced by like 95%, and…

It seems no amount of wealth you hoard can stop parents or any older family members, really, from making unsolicited comments and offering all kinds of nasty, unsolicited advice about your body.

“Though Mr. Depp would rather not disclose his erectile dysfunction condition, such condition absolutely is relevant to sexual violence, including Mr. Depp’s anger and use of a bottle to rape Amber Heard. Mr. Depp’s erectile dysfunction makes it more probable that Mr. Depp would be angry or agitated in encounters with…

Huh, guess it didn’t require much acting for Depp to play Trump after all...

Zach Braff directed Pugh in a movie? So even though she may not agree with the conduct of Styles and Wilde, I hope it’s not from the angle that Pugh thinks her relationship with Braff is/was more professional.

I gave up at “abortion will not solve that girl’s problems.” Um, I’m pretty sure that when you’re a pregnant 10 year-old, yes, abortion is the very definition of a win-win situation.

“There has to be a way for Shakira to wriggle her way out of these charges with the same grace and precision that she moves those hips.”

I know! And if you didn’t know Pique played soccer, you’d think he’s just some random tall dude, while she’s Shakira! Hot women shouldn’t be cheated on!

Or instead of wigging out of them how about she pays her obligations?

Hot people shouldn’t pay taxes!!!

You know you’re late to the party when even Disney movies have made fun of people being scandalized by it.

I call this “AOC syndrome”—the white dipshits most offended by AOC are also hot for her because she reminded them of their nanny or that camp counselor they wanted to fuck until their dad caught them ogling them too much and slapped them (because they wanted to fuck them LOL).

HOW did he not work the terms “urban” or “thug” into his rant?  did he not have his “racist dog whistle” bingo card open while he wrote it?  come on you dipshit, you need to up your game LOL

My 8 year old white son thinks twerking at me is the most hilarious thing. It’s really funny watching him and his friends try it. Presumably, they’ve seen it done well (not at home ;)) and they do not see it as a sexual thing. I’d be much more concerned if they were watching/spreading a video of a woman dancing and…

How long has twerking been mainstream? Isn’t this guy like 10 years late to the outrage? Was he just out of moral panics to scare up?

“Look, I get it. I, too, would prefer not to be sexually linked with a man who looks like he could get sunburnt from a lightning bug.”