Me too, and probably most of Jezebel.
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I knew before I clicked on this article that it was going to be a full turn around, ”aw papa is mean to son”. I think I’ve been on gawker-kinja-jezebel too long when I can predict these things.
Harry’s label keeps him booked like an old school musician. Just looking at his tour history makes me worry that he is going to be burned out by the end of his album cycle. I don’t even understand how he has time for film. 🥴
Actually I don’t feel like picking on Elon for his appearance, personally. I feel like he’s a crappy enough person that there’s enough material there. I will say that this particular roast appreciation... Your results may vary. It might hurt Elon's feelings, but as a fellow pale person I'm cackling. 🤷♀️
I thought that too but then I remembered that people like this hold onto their outrage about stuff long after the initial fad, like conservatives complaining about baggy pants long after rappers kinda moved onto skinny jeans. They don't keep up with trends and obsess over what they think black people are doing.
Uhhh I mean... There’s a lot wrong with Elon without piling on his body but no, he is not one of those “hot but we hate him” guys.
“Look, I get it. I, too, would prefer not to be sexually linked with a man who looks like he could get sunburnt from a lightning bug.”
Huh, just wait until Jojo gets a whiff of Candace's politics. The picture thing will be nothing.
There are lots of places with extremely cheap land and houses still. It’s just that sometimes when you’re driving through you realize that the nearest Walmart is probably a once a month trip, the pipes probably have lead in them, there’s no jobs, the emergency services is just out of reach...
Andddd this kinda wackiness is why I am opposed to marriage solely in the sense of a legal document. I absolutely understand the legal reasons why people would want marriage, but the fact that politicians feel so comfortable using it as a platform is terrifying.
I feel like there should be something about mustaches on the Kinsey scale.
Errol is trying to rationalize why he got with a woman he step fathered from the age of 4 and on by banging on about human purpose and minimizing the family relationship.
It's always been a huge red flag for me if a man makes it a point to tell everyone that our only purpose is to reproduce. Don't care that it's true on a purely animal level, it just doesn't need to be said because these guys are never speaking in the context of a conversation about science. It's always some guy trying…
Pretty certain the studio is promoting their own movie, idk. Just a guessss.
No, because the piece of the puzzle you're looking for is that unfortunately, these departments largely exist to protect people in the government and not small potatoes like you and me. These security measures are meant to protect the supreme court justices.
In 1996 I wrote something about Bill Clinton in an AOL chatroom and received a visit from the FBI. They came and quickly learned that I was just a kid, but all the same it’s someone’s job to come verify in real life that the person isn’t a threat. It is a waste of resources so it would be wise if people didn't yell…
Walker is missing the point. This has nothing to do with being silenced on the subject of abortion. If you make threats about the government you will get a visit from HLS. This has always been the case. It is their job to investigate you and make sure that you aren’t actually going to burn anything down.