He doesn't know what pussy smells like, he doesn't go down there.

The first time I heard his comments about sucking dick in the parking lot I got a strong feeling that he just did something in the parking lot himself, because it's just so oddly specific. What even provoked this? Straight people give head in parking lots too, but that doesn't occupy his mind so much. 🤔

They have similar views but Candace is just a better professional. She’s not going to turn down a role on the Hallmark Channel because there’s kissing with a man she isn’t married to or have a cast member fired for posing in Playboy. She knows her audience is people nostalgic for Full House & Christmas movies. She…

Ah yes, “no more press” is exactly what every major label wants to hear right before an album cycle.

I’m not a hater & like Alicia revisiting Clueless, but I don’t really understand why this reenactment happened. 

Pete is the fixer upper project for the blind. Picture it: you’re 18 ish, you don’t know what the future is, he’s cute, and you could fathom some kind of vague future with him if only less of the dates revolved around video games, weed, and his boys. How do you know that when you’re barely ever alone with him, it’s…

I think the “War on Chick-fil-A” probably peaked in 2013, not sure why Graham took so long to have their backs even if that meant anything. 

Dawson's Creek was filmed in NC and it's very difficult to think it's in Massachusetts even before I knew. I would be very surprised if those Sparks movies didn't film near the Outer banks as well.

I know lots of guys in landscaping and construction who make 19k a year. They often don’t have their shit together and get sucked into shady companies that don’t care if the workers are licensed because they are getting by day to day on under the table wages... 

The best revenge on influencers is to not watch.

The 2000s were gaudy. Everyone had lowrise jeans and posters all over the wall. Teens don’t really decorate like that anymore (lack of magazines) and a lot of the fashion is pretty minimalist, despite how popular y2k fashion is supposed to be.

This. I’m not a fan of current Gwen but they are hardly the worst couple. That title actually belongs to Kristen Bell and her man. They are always over sharing their dysfunctional relationship.

Does anyone remember when Casey had said he wasn't the father and the Spears shut down that story? Casey must have needed more money and that was the only way to get Jamie Spears to hand out more of Britney's money.

Someone's PR thinks this interview is getting ahead of the shit storm but the internet has been talking about Dan for 20 years. Something is coming out about him and they are working on the "he's just an asshole" angle while they can.

I don’t know how to link YouTube stuff on here & I don’t know if I really want to share it directly, but there’s all sorts of creepy stuff on the Amanda Show DVD behind the scenes. Questioning Dan on the foot scenes is barely anything when you’ve seen Dan in a hot tub with Bynes with his hand on her leg, or seen him…

I don’t think I’ve ever actually thought about the celeb liking the order or not. I didn’t think Miley’s burrito was what she would order, but rather what someone at corporate would say is her flavour, if she was a menu item. Like a bad 70s dating show asking a contestant what flavour of ice cream would you be.

When I was freshly on my own in my early 20s, I discovered the clothing recycling bin. One day I found myself being barked at and found myself being harshly judged by a woman in yoga pants, holding a tiny dog. She kept yelling I DONATE TO THIS BIN, YOU ARE NOT POOR, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DRINK AND A PHONE.

Appropriation. Like rich white people wearing ripped clothing, playing rock n roll, and everything else... it’s dirty & wrong on the poor and POC but it’s okay~ once a white person with money does it.

I feel like social media does for regular people what being famous does for celebrities, being that we always talk about celebrities needing to "quit Hollywood" and move to some place normal to heal. But they never quit Hollywood because they are addicted to being heard. So I definitely don't believe any celebrity…

I was spanked. I went to private school and my “revenge” was telling all my teachers that my parents actually didn’t believe in spanking. My parents never found out and they would just get nasty looks at pick up, like they were dirty hippies. Spanking is fucked up.