They steal everybody’s mail. I don’t have proof of that, but they are the only tenants in the building who frequently broadcast things like “YA TOOK MY MONEY AGAIN, YA FUCKIN JUNKIE” and then get high together, so wild guess. They have been here a little over a year. I have only called the police once about one of…

I don't watch Tom Cruise movies but I appreciate his effort here. I'm sure this audio was leaked to make him look bad but this is me at work regularly. 

I don’t know if that is true. I have had lots of homemade baked goods and the strongest ones (read: properly made) were some beige sugar cookies. 

My downstairs neighbours use drugs and fight all night and have the nerve to come upstairs at 9 am to complain about our footsteps keeping them awake and “being a good neighbour”. I don’t really know if we are being trolled or if the self awareness has truly been burned away but I just nod and try not to provoke them,…

This was the beginning of seeing Miley as relatable rather than Hannah Montana, for me. This, her Jolene cover, and the video of her dancing in the bunny onesie stand out in my mind from this time.

I think if he got sober and put in the work to be a better person he might be attractive. He needs to get help. He has to want it, though.

The organization renovations only work if we are willing to commit to them. The renovation only works if your home is generally cold and your kids are terrified to run in from school and plop down on the couch for tv/phone time and drop it all in the surrounding area. I have no children and my organized nook for the…

I don’t think NYC is over but I do think people who have left the city have always felt the need to eulogize it. People have always left and new ones arrive and you’ll always get a couple pages about how NYC is never going to be the same. So I think during this pandemic we’re just experiencing the effects of hundreds…

Michael Buble is super controlling and abusive, as he reminded us on those instagram live videos with his wife at the beginning of the pandemic. I know spring was a million years ago in 2020 terms but let's not let anyone forget that he's a creep.

But we do drag Pete. He used to say stuff about sex with Ariana and then we stopped talking about him because he stopped having sex with Ariana. He was never as popular before or after that. Lana has been in the headlines for years for various things so of course more responsibilities come with her level of fame. Havin…

I will eat everything in the popcorn tin except the caramel popcorn, so I think we can work something out. I also have a freezer with the yellow & orange flavoured popsicles if you want those.

I made a choice a few years ago. I said Instagram is the last social media I’m signing up for. When it’s gone it’s gone. This was when Vine and snapchat were popular. I think social media is kinda unhealthy and I am fine with phasing myself out of that one. There are pockets of tiktok that seem good from what I can see…

Laura Jean Poon for president.

Am I the only one who hears notes of Cry Me a River in Positions?

I have worked at one and you’d be surprised how many people get mad when you tell them that the store doesn’t have people washing hundreds of clothes in the back. 😄 But really, this whole story reminds me of a minor plot that happened in Gilmore Girls where the town donated all their old junk, stored it in Lorelai’s…

It is very fake. The guy dragging her across the street to get Franny’s boyfriend/suspected murderer upset is just so tacky. First of all, she walked in on some family drama and now this diner guy is going to endanger a stranger wearing a thrift store dress? Or worse, what if the boyfriend never killed Franny and…

I get that the lie is supposed to be that you saw one that morning, but google image is such a relief now. I had a 4th grade teacher who told me she’d take points off if I went through with colouring the science page with my choice of colours vs reality. It still bothers me to this day, because flowers come in so many…

Yeaaaa I’m going with “nobody should date Usher”, sorry.

Yes this is how I have always felt about weddings. There are a lot of comments in here about the people hired for the wedding suddenly being cold when it came time for cancelling or asking for refunds, but what I think a lot of people forget is that it's a business and your event means nothing to the strangers who go…

Wawa is better. I don't think they have a pizza but I would take their menu over 711 any day.