If you engage in sex anytime in the next week, you should just do all shit you know he hates, get your own orgasm, then just immediate stop when hes all blueballed. I find that cathartic, but I'm also a jerk sometimes.

THE CEILING FAN COVERED IN GLITTER. From the Glitter Bombers For Choice post! DOOO EEEET. GLITTERY REVENGE!

HEY Y'ALL

I sent this link to my boyfriend on gchat and said "I can't wait to see what tonight holds!!!!!!!!!!" He still hasn't responded...sometimes he's not as amused by my humor as I am.

But what if I have to give my husband an allowance because he overspends on shoes and can't be trusted with money? Is that ok?

I'd add one more.

What is your philosophy about money? Do you have good or bad credit? Do you have savings?

Are you addicted to porn?

children are also starving in africa so i don't know what she is complaining about

1. Are you married already?

Asking someone how they plan on raising children / a family is probably the biggest one. Yes everyone talks about either wanting to have kids or not wanting to, but rarely I feel is it discussed on HOW exactly you plan on bringing them up. Also, what about how they would care for their parents (or yours) if they were…

I wish I would've asked my ex if he really wanted to marry me or if he was just doing it to make me happy. Because it turns out it was the latter. And now we're divorced and it feels like the entire 9 year relationship was all bullshit.

Ask why past relationships ended. If they're still bitter or angry or have loads of bad things to say about their ex/s dig further. I say this because I have never had any reason to badmouth any ex, even when the breakup hurt. I knew they were generally good guys. When I divorced my husband it was due to discovering…

I'm smelling "plant," too.

Yep. As a former Marine I can attest that the mentality of "Every Marine Is An Infantryman First" doesn't necessarily apply to every body. I know a lot of my friends would really get pissed about me saying this, but I just don't view a lot of the female Marines I went to recruit training and served alongside with as…

"She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby."

We still use "I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY MORE DEER" as a metaphor for melodrama after 2-year-old me apparently was fed the fuck up with deer after a beautiful day at a local state park.

all 40 of his credits dont appeal to u ok

I'm not reading what any of you people have to say about my favorite fairy tale.

I'd bet good money that Mowgli has been 'reimagined' as a white dude.