Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

It's revenge porn for the fedora crowd, basically.

The best part was, it was not even cheating! The real problem is when fucking family wants to chime in on your sex life. Then it turns into a cheating situation, despite what any of the participants involved say.

I don't know about wedding-business, but I work with hotels for business-business. If the reception is held at the same hotel as you're planning to put your guests in, the guest block would be arranged at the same time as the overall agreement to reserve the space. If the nearly-weds are holding their reception in a…

Someone suggested it might be a woman writing it to show up the reddit community's tendency to believe anything involving "dem bitches be cheatin' on the mens." I'm just hoping for a "tree fiddy" at the end.

So I totally thought that the wife and SIL were having a lesbian affair with each other and I kept waiting for that reveal as I read through this. Then I realized that they were each cheating with someone else, not together, and well...the story got infinitely more "normal" and boring. lol.

What a bonehead comment. I'm glad to see that unemployment paid off.

Or my personal favorite:

I have some experience dealing with someone (not a parent) who is so willfully disconnected from reality that they just don't understaaaaaand why you're upseetttttt what did they do wronnnnng can't we talk about it? And fine, you summon your backbone and your patience and you explain it clearly and simply. And your…

My kids disowned me because I praised them too much? Is that seriously what she's claiming?

My mother has a lot of mental health issues (bipolar depression and borderline personality disorder) and she doesn't process guilt at all well. So she denies things so aggressively and persistently that you start to wonder if they ever really happened. I am (mostly) estranged from her because she was emotionally…

I remember your post about this guy because it's just so fucking weird and something made me remember it a few days ago. Sometimes I wonder if I'm any good in bed, but then I remember your post (among many others) and think "well at least I'm not him".

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

I'm fucking a guy now that thinks he's going to make it some day in LA with his screenplays. ba hahahaha

This is almost word-for-word identical to how I lost my virginity. It's missing the detail where my friend walks in on us doing the deed.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

I'm sorry, did you mean to submit to a "Hero Stories" contest?

A white guy with the book "sensual Japanese love poems" on his shelf. He also tried telling me about his screen play :(

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

That woman who is dating her dad.