So I'm a misanthrope who is unlikely to ever get married, but despite that, I always thought if I got far enough to consider it, I'd be pretty offended if the person asked me to sign a pre-nup. The idea of wanting to start what's supposed to be a whole life together by saying, basically, "But I don't really trust you,…

When I was about 4 or 5, I stole three little pom poms from the craft store. I had two friends with me (and my mother- we were not a tiny pack of pre-K thieves roaming the streets of Long Island), and I wanted them for us, so I took them. I kept feeling them in my coat pocket, and when we got in the car, I got greedy…

Once in my 20's, having never stolen anything, I decided while getting gas that I was going to steal a hershey bar just to have done it once in my life. I did, and drove away all excited. I was a badass!!!! As I started to eat it, my boyfriend told me he had paid for it when he paid for the gas.

I've never shoplifted, but I did start working at the mall the day after I turned 16. I got $45 for every shoplifter I helped catch or 5% of what they stole (whatever was bigger). It was the only thing that made the job (jewelry) interesting. Aside from the money I enjoyed watching the teenagers cry like two year olds…

The stupidest thing I ever shop lifted was from an A&P. Two jars of pickled herring, one of which I ate while walking around the store.

(I don't remember the name now. Mike something, I think.)

What is most depressing to me, after reading the article in Slate about this, is that RS purposefully choose UVA because of Jackie's sensational story. The reporter needed a "stand out" story from all of the dozens that sounded exactly the same.
But by choosing that sensational and (even if true) over the top story…

"One dubious courtier mocked her outright, saying that the Queen's pregnancy would 'end in wind rather than anything else."

CRAIGSLIST INCEPTION. "CRAIGSCEPTION."

To be fair, shameful sex is pretty hot.

This large and heavy piece features a poison vial design, but is solid.

"Why corgis, specifically?"

Posting to contribute something I found the other day while apartment hunting, titled "free place to crash."

I'm desperate but not (yet) this desperate.

So fucking creepy. He doesn't say he's looking for a teenage runaway to exploit, but let's face it, that's exactly what he wants.

When I was looking for an affordable apartment in NYC (hahahahahahaha yes, I know those words don't happen) I saw SO MANY ads like this for "Friend with Benefit/Roommate Situation" ...between that and the "must be ok with my 8 cats" I couldn't tell is walking around naked 100% of the time would be worse than the cats.

I'm sure his next show will be about a brave, intelligent tv and film writer who attempts to nobly tell it like it is with his scripts while being beset on all sides by shrewish, ungrateful women, one of whom is named "Schmalena Schmith."

ETA: He can call the show "Penis Mightier Than the Sword."

"I keep wondering if its possible that Jackie simply mistook the name of another fraternity"

Well, at least the UVA administration's indifference to sexual assault and dedication to deflecting blame remains unwavering.

Yea really. THIS JUST IN "Guy Accused of Rape Claims Not to Know Victim" news at fucking 11.

I am not even going to address the obvious stupidity on the gender aspect. Everyone else will.