i realize you are well intentioned, but your view is part of rape culture. when people believe a person could have obtained sexual partners "fairly" so you do not understand why he wouldn't, that is the exact stage on which rape victims are ignored, dismissed, humiliated, disbelieved, called liars, harassed, etc. just…

"An example that one stupid tweet can ruin someone's life" this is always so interesting to me. it's not "someone's" life; it's yours. you did this, and your life is not ruined, but it's not like the universe generated a tweet that ruined your life; you did this.

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my sister found photos of a kid looked just like her husband. not only was the baby secret - he MARRIED the mama. good old fashioned BIGAMIST.

get. even. just find some tiny insignificant way to take revenge. get a pricey dinner out of him, or steal his favorite shirt and burn it.

I would ask them what insane baggage their are obviously lugging around and why they aren't in therapy about it.

as a too-old-to-throw-tantrums child, 8 or 9, after a day hiking, Dad would not let me bring my walking stick home in the car. My filthy, rotting, branch I'd been using as a walking stick. Complete meltdown, screaming sobbing in the mud;

this is my dream job.

i find myself mind-chanting "there is no such thing as closure," because that's a lie we keep telling ourselves, if i could just UNDERSTAND, i would stop thinking about this... no, you will gradually think about this less over time, and you will never really understand and eventually that'll be accepted.

in the top 3 shows on tv right now.

Oreos for dinner. You better be damn sure you're not kissing anyone after that.

No no, this goes there, that goes there

"Bad As I Wanna Be" by Dennis Rodman

awwww she's so cute DO NOT FUCK IT UP.

do something girls-only. like a drunken pottery class or a drunken painting class, whatever the husband will definitely not be putting up with or even pretending he might do one day now that he put a ring on it and can stop trying.

I believe it. Men are saps.

it's much more important that a person is capable of doing the work, and doesn't dislike their boss, and their boss doesn't dislike them. everything else is bullshit you're supposed to say during your review and no one cares if you mean it or not.

"why are you laughing, this is SERIOUS" i know, that's why i'm laughing, i'm sooooo mad, i'm sorry my brain is mis-wired or something but heh heh i swear i am super pissed!

when i am REALLY upset, my eyes freeze and go wide and my mouth opens in a smile so i just look EXTRA insane. luckily it's only happened like 3 times and it was so jarring the other person realized something was wrong and did not think i was super-happy, they just thought i had had a stroke or was about to stab them.

If you are proposed to in private, try not to smile.