in the top 3 shows on tv right now.

Oreos for dinner. You better be damn sure you're not kissing anyone after that.

No no, this goes there, that goes there

"Bad As I Wanna Be" by Dennis Rodman

awwww she's so cute DO NOT FUCK IT UP.

do something girls-only. like a drunken pottery class or a drunken painting class, whatever the husband will definitely not be putting up with or even pretending he might do one day now that he put a ring on it and can stop trying.

I believe it. Men are saps.

it's much more important that a person is capable of doing the work, and doesn't dislike their boss, and their boss doesn't dislike them. everything else is bullshit you're supposed to say during your review and no one cares if you mean it or not.

"why are you laughing, this is SERIOUS" i know, that's why i'm laughing, i'm sooooo mad, i'm sorry my brain is mis-wired or something but heh heh i swear i am super pissed!

when i am REALLY upset, my eyes freeze and go wide and my mouth opens in a smile so i just look EXTRA insane. luckily it's only happened like 3 times and it was so jarring the other person realized something was wrong and did not think i was super-happy, they just thought i had had a stroke or was about to stab them.

If you are proposed to in private, try not to smile.

Josie.

"this is how I do things, if you're not down with it, then you're not the man for me." this philosophy has yet to steer me wrong. rules are for the plebes. yes they are overall true, but you're not allover.

how and why would you people watch such a show?

I was hailing a cab and a guy in a doofy hat waved back at me, as if I was waving to him. His face immediately fell when he realized I wasn't waving at him and i think he could tell I was thinking "I'm not waving at you, John Mayer, you weirdo."

I have the opposite. I only get interested in relationships every 6 years. It's my Pon-Farr. I go out and get a man, it lasts as long as it lasts, then 6 years go by where I'm not lonely or feel like I'm missing out or anything.

no? did you even read this article?

your comment would be relevant if anyone was suggesting either throwing out the whole institution or requiring perfection. "everybody is flawed" is meaningless. so we do nothing? does that outlook apply to everything? well there are people who are starving, so let's not try to cure cancer. well there are people who…

live a little! On virgin hair,Manic Panic will wash out in a month.

and we are all douchey when young; i get it. but the gall of telling a story in the face of someone who knows it was not true (and let's be honest, the first time, it stung to hear; but brother i JUST did that for you, have some pity, jeez), and re-write history to such a degree that the same story can be repeated…