tl;dr

Dick Casablancas?

i had heard about Ben's affleck ahead of time, so i was ready.

everyone talked about the Affleck peen, but i sweear i saw Neil Patrick's harris for a split second; and i liked it.

you believe the italian police? about sexual assault? of a foreigner?

there are more horror stories than success stories in real life too, though. i mean, how could there not be? otherwise we'd all be paired up with our 8th grade crush and never have to worry about this stuff at all.

these are awful, did she ever admit she was thin because of the cocaine and eating disorders? I could've sworn she admitted that years ago.

thank you!

feminism let you have a seat at all on the subway, and this is how you repay us? remember when men were men, and they stood up? because they were men, manly men!

you're a dick.

they're obviously related sentences. you know how you know? he says "clean" that's a direct, undeniable link to the prior sentence.

*eyeroll*

you called me a retard, but i'm trolling? ok.

"happy racist trigger" is hilarious. because on any website, all one has to say is the word "racist" and the masses of fearful, self-loathing, trembling racists descend screaming THAT'S NOT RACISTTSSTSTTT!!!

he didn't ask for a Caucasian.. Try reading it again. Context matters.

which are you?

no one made him bring it up... U mad bro?

but he said it as evidence he is not creepy. Maybe he's just a terrible writer? Or both. I'll go with both.

yes it is. And he didn't do that.

why do you think he's not