doesn't confuse me. maybe it's you?

there is a point in a relationship where kissing is cheating and having a tinder profile is not; very early on, before iron-clad exclusivity is established. but after that? i would gut him like a pig in autumn if he dared.

i dunno, but i told the boyfriend if he ever dumps me, we don't have to talk about it or have a big screaming match or anything; just show up, at my door, with a kitten. if i get dumped, i better damn well get a kitten to play with to distract me during the mourning period.

i worked at a 7-11, and the candy aisle lined up with the register. so often, kids would come in and stare at the candy, working up the nerve. put it in their pocket, and then they couldn't not look at me. they couldn't not. i was always staring at them eyes locked. and i just shook my head and pointed and they would…

hey, I've seen this porno

to cover up the smell of charred homeless girl flesh

that would not be a legal agreement, as consent has to be able to be revoked at any time. so the agreement would be meaningless.

that's not what projecting is.

no, it's not about you. you personalized it and took personal offense to something that was not personal, in order to faux-internet-rage about it. step back and be rational, because it was obviously not intended to be personally about you. or can you not control your emotions?

you made this about you, when it obviously was not intended to be.

not everything is about you.

no one asked your opinion; because no one cares what you think. you have no insight or new interpretation, you have nothing to say. you should shush.

but you have attacked me. Repeatedly. Please stop. I am not interested in conversing with you in any way. You do not interest me. Please cease.

That is not what you did at all. You tried and are still trying to railroad me, and I will not let you and you don't like that. Well tough shit. You can stop typing anytime, you angry little man. you do not call the shots.

so condescending. ick.

do you think your condescending leading questions lead me to take you seriously? Restate or fuck off.

so I think that is irrelevant to the name of the movement, and your comment is an example of men appropriating and attempting changes that benefit them or ease their unease. Fuck that. Be uneasy.

what you are doing is constructing a straw-man argument.

getting a divorce is not a crime. your equivalency is false.

your friends' commitments which do not involve you are none of your fucking business.