thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl

who asked you to treat us like ladies? treat us like people. i loath guys who want to pedestal me. that's boring and a lot of pressure. and boring.

how could you not mention the mega-hot elevator scene in "Drive"??

i can only hope they looked that awful intentionally because they will fit Lily and NOT the mother because they looked painfully, awfully ill-fitting.

parents just don't understand.

WHITE bunnies that live in TOP HATS are the most magical bunnies because MAGIC.

is "Save the Children" the organization which keeps harassing me in the street no matter how strong my Fuck You vibe is?

studies suggest animals of all sorts, dumb as birds, can and do favor proven breeders over untested but sexually mature/breeding-capable mates. of both genders. females want a strong male, yes, but a strong male who has successfully protected one or more nest/litter/whatever are favored over strong unproven guardians.

the pop evolutionary psych thing doesn't hold water either, though.

yeah, that's not you being a liar. i would say that's him being willfully blind/deaf.

i love a clean breakup. the key is no one can be blindsided. if leading up to it, both parties are relatively honest, it won't be a huge shock, and you can both eventually agree it's probably for the best, and there's no mystery to unravel, and closure is pretty easy. stuff doesn't work out. that's ok.

but why? i don't see a downside. perverts are momentarily diverted. sites get meaningless traffic. advertisers get impressions. who is hurt by this?

wait, so we want to help people searching for "gang rape" to find what they are looking for?

dress for yourself, not for "straight men." problem solved.

i thought this article was going to be about malarial diseases. literally never heard the term used in this way.

i don't think "dating like a grown-up" is the appropriate simile. it is younger people who are more active, more hungry, and take more initiative. it is as we age that we get lazy and figure this should probably have happened by now or anyways it's nearly due to happen regardless. it is grown-ups who need that kick in

it's defeatist to think modern medicine is some big money-loving conspiracy and not out to improve anyone's life. "just change your life" is a very naive statement you should refrain from phrasing as if it's not just as simplistic/idiotic as "just take a pill." people and situations vary. consult a professional.

Buproprion high fives all around. and Xanax as needed!

i can only date a believer if they are in-name-only or lapsed. i can't deeply respect someone who believes that stuff. i can be polite and superficially respect believers, be friends, sure, but in terms of forming a partnership, it's a dealbreaker.

wonder woman is not a very good superhero. if DC could push one other heroic lady, we would all benefit. if marvel would pick the right lady to showcase, same deal.

perfection