it doesn't cost you anything to pretend to feel sorry, so yes, please act sorrier when you and your spawn inconvenience other human beings.

right? how would it be possible to sentimentalize it more?

doesn't it defeat the purpose of making sure something is prized and valued and then selling it to reality television?

orange skin, light hair, "nude" color, make a fist to get the "right" blush color... pretty whitey white white-centric, yah. not that those suggestions are terrible. it's just there seems to be a lot missing.

is it me, or do all the specific suggestions apply mostly to white people?

i'm actually ok with her not stepping down.

lady, i'd like to buy you a drink.

clip-ons are cool.

is it me or can a lot of the answers to these crazy mysteries be summed up "because water is crazy."

also # of people watching is not the same as # of people watching with brains engaged and attention rapt.

you seem to know an awful lot about something you claim to avoid at all costs...

are you under some kind of impression that medicines either are not tested on humans, or that medicines do not kill people even after human testing?

really? that's my favorite.

isn't "oh i don't watch any of that kind of thing" a pretty textbook hipstery thing to say?

i'm sorry... they renamed it "are you there, chelsea?"

i like to think of it as a tool to elevate both equality and comedy.

lol, people in medieval europe believed talking mirrors really existed? that is better than a fantasy world.

so there were dwarf miners and talking mirrors in "not a fantasy world"?

medieval europe had dwarves in the mines and talking mirrors? awesome supercool!

who's criticizing the old tale? article is specifically about modern retellings that are marketing them as modern, and reimagined...