ohhhh. is it pageviews-baiting?

why would jezebel publish this?

i was absolutely not implying that. i meant what i said. i don't understand why people do. that in no way implies there is no good reason. simply that i do not know what that reason is. if i'm implying anyone is stupid, it's me.

uhhhh... who said anything about it being her fault? let alone "stupid"?

i wonder if alexis knows that she is a cliche, and an unfortunate one at at that. at least try to rise above this, mediocre-offspring-of-uber-successful-parent(s).

i don't understand why people travel with those. i don't even travel with shampoo, it's so much easier to buy it when you're there and toss it out before you return.

"Stop telling girls they should keep their legs closed while simultaneously patting boys on the back for their sexual exploits."

will'm. de-FOEE! will'm. de-FOEE!

this is why people hate you, black hats.

preposterous. the basis of feline genetics is to have everything handed to them. every cat is the 1% in their own mind, and god help me but i'll bail 'em out every time.

i will buy the dvd if it comes with several hours of unused footage of gosling driving. just the unedited shots of the camera in the footwell, looking up at all the glory.

good, then having gray hair will be even more awesome and elite.

aaaaand disconnect from reality... complete!

It was Kahless who died, and returned from the dead, and when Jesus stepped off the Barge of the Dead into in Sto-v-kor, it was Kahless who saved him!

I'm not sure that's how a hoax works...

oh, zack. zack zack zack.

yes, it is an outrage that anyone have a right to justice and protection from abusive partners

in other words "we do wha we want!"

"I want her to be a hero, fighting things and be strong and helping people."

she's tops!