also career/personal success, self-confidence, past relationship success (compared to hella emotional baggage), creativity, emotional availability. different people value different things, and often they value those things far above looks.

are leagues defined only by looks? i thought leagues involved all kinds of categories of qualities that make on a desirable mate.

see also: tom haverford, parks & rec.

she and amy fisher could both change their names (fisher could just go by her husband's surname without even raising suspicion) and gotten entry-level jobs or trained or become educated for any number of low-profile careers and lived in complete obscurity if they wanted to. they don't seem to want that. i can't even…

that reminds me, i need a new exfoliating sponge.

they also like mirrors. always bring a compact with you to the zoo.

my favorite part was when irin called herself pretty and socially graceful.

so someone level with me. did charlaine harris start writing these just before she went through a terrible divorce with a guy she thought was great and turned out to be horrible and subsequent rebound relationship with a nicer blond fella?

i have an oberon and a puck. it suits them. one is king of the fairies and the other one is a born troublemaker.

i choose to embrace my averageness instead. most of my tastes most of the time will mostly fall into what other people mostly like me generally, on average, like. i don't need to force myself to discard popular things and pretend to enjoy unusual things until they become popular and then discard them too. i am a…

YES. you nailed it.

that wig needs its own PR rep for sure.

dying for a little bit isn't really dying though. and going to the super awesome place because of it isn't a sacrifice. *shrug* they act like we should be soooo grateful, but really, it doesn't even add up within the framework of the tale.

apparently not, cause he went in alive. didn't he? i dunno. he died for 10 minutes, he came back to literal bodily life, then ascended to heaven. that's not really what dying is, and it's not a sacrifice. it's extra double not a sacrifice if the reward is being in the most awesomest place there is, forever.

beat the hell up is not the same as dead. he is not dead. he is alive in heaven, per the story. dying for a little while and then being eternally rewarded (and alive, and fine), is not the same as dead.

"die" is a bit of a strong word for a dude by the internal logic of the story is totes fine chillin in heaven.

i imagine that having stamina and lifting things and being quick on your feet (literally) actually is pretty important at a lot of admin jobs.

wowwwwww. i really thought this was new behavior and he might have had a stroke or brain tumor or something. but no, this is f'real.

prince does not appreciate mr. adams' hubris. when it's you, you're misunderstood, when it's someone else, they need to dumb it down before you can comprehend it... ew.

under what circumstances? human beings touch one another all the time, pleasant or not. and her action was not illegal in this state. his reaction, arguably, was. he's free to believe as he likes. he is not free to express those beliefs violently.