i don't think we've found our true action heroine yet. in real-world-movies, a woman can fire a gun just as well as a man, and the fantasy (yet we are to believe it real) hand-to-hand combat is just as coordinated for a man as for a woman.

i would say lady gaga was going for a mary-magdalene-heavy biblical-babes-mash-up and it probably doesn't matter.

i thought that was a different mary, with the feet-washing.

right? that's not how guns work. also WHY WAS IT LOADED? so many follow up questions.

seriously. the premise kind of makes my skin crawl. so much so that i don't understand why ANYone, white or black, would want to read this book. but it's such a best-seller, this essay puts forth a good explanation. thank you.

this goes for boobs too. lots of girls think they are supposed to look like comic-book/porno spheres with itsy bitsy, lipstick-pink nipples and if they're any different they should be ashamed.

i don't think she's alone in that opinion. sexuality has a wide spectrum, and i don't think prostitution would exist if those down on jones' end of the spectrum didn't exist.

indeed. seems like it would be a more wise investment and probably more economical too.

does spending a lot of money even deter bullies? i'm actually asking.

this makes 90s flash look well-thought-out, logical, and stylish.

I knew a filipino boy in middle school by the nickname pronounced "key-kay" and they would not give him a byline in the school newspaper in his preferred spelling of the name, Ki-ke, without the hyphen.

dear jezebel, please do a profile on the hilarious and insanely talented tess rafferty, who deserves all the exposure she can get. instead of trying to pick on one of her jokes you didn't particularly like (but was objectively hilarious).

agree, it was hilarious, and i don't quite understand dumping on the funniest joke the female writer wrote, for which she received recognition. yes, mchale was also covering his own butt, but he was also giving her a shout out, something they often do on that show.

sounds boring.

dang girl, you look good.

damn, girl, you look good.

maybe the media didn't go into it because it's nobody's f-ing business, and there are 800 legitimately politically-related sarah palin stories worth pursuing at any given moment.

where are the role models for this? to whom can you point and tell a young girl, "see? you don't need to be megan-fox-skinny to get the good relationship!"