The Rolling Stones have looked 70 for about 50 years.

'Swing Baby! Youre Platinum!!'

'You wanna go old man!??' (Sting barely holding it together as a pitch perfect Billy Idol)
'Any time Blondie, you dont scare me! I got CHUNKS of guys like you in my STOOL!'

'I look at you Im thinkin '8 ball in the corner pocket!'
'….Sinbad O'Conner!!'

In my mind this is Glenn Fords movie-he got stuck playing squares for pretty much the rest of his career, but he could go dark with the best of them.

Cant believe Noel saved 'Rice Heist' for the ened. Talk about burying the lede.

And we all thank him!!

'He would have been better off in the back of the van with the billy clubs.'
-Det. Frank Pembleton 'Homicide: Life on the Street'

Still cant believe these arent a retro hipster trend. Brooklyn you're letting me down!

Hopefully Steve Albini writes the Introduction

One of the craziest things to me is how close Lucas is to a McConaughsaince character in this. Had McConaughey not been in his Surfer Dude Rom Com heyday at this point he would have been a lock for that character.

'ONE OF'??

Money?

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!

So how non linear will this one be? Maybe the evacuation of Dunkirk will all be a dream in Branaghs head.

God do I wish I werent.

576 comments and no mention of the most offensive part of the remake? This line from one of Bodhi's chronies-'Its the point. The point where you break.'

Its a solid journeyman (woman) action film, but action movies are so terrible nowadays it looks like Raiders of the Lost Ark by comparison.

I just like that someone invented 'Tony Scott in a can'.

Good to know no matter how much you fuck up the color you still cant make Ramirez or Palmer look ugly.