thespeedoflife
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thespeedoflife

Wow.

Someone should ask Abbott if God could make him walk. I mean if he can stop people from getting guns he should help him get out of this chair.

Please review.

“I prefer sailors that don’t drown.”

I think he was waiting for the guy on coms to say “Punch it, Chewie!”

Less friction = less tire wear. I’d want my tires to be a pristine as possible at those speeds.

The engineers probably told the driver not to gun it until he reached 200 to make sure the tires were the exact right temperature or something.

Sure. Can it do backwards wheelies? I think not!

So now I’m confused. Am I supposed to eat Papa John’s or not? On the one hand, I despise racists, on the other, I despise inedible food. What’s a man to do?

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Bowie always wins. From a different album:

I remember loving, then loathing and then finally returning to and settling on “Essential Bowie” for Let’s Dance. This album is so good. Thanks for highlighting one of the less popular tracks (that’s not ricochet).

Right? Our buddy Jim here is gayer than a Judy Garland singalong.