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I wish people would stop calling children “tender age.” You know what else is tender? Delicious meat. Why on earth would you use a word that describes delicious meat when describing children. Are there no more words? No other way to describe children? Mmmm those succulent succulent children

Top 14 cars that actually work for 15 years ... and a Golf.

Honestly, without any background I would see it as simple friendly banter/prank.
Find a minor bug someone didn’t have time to fix, leaving a taunt in it for fun.

Aspirational pettiness. Shameful pettiness would be if it was placed in a more easily-found location

Top 15 financially responsible transportation appliances.

More like 15 cars people wanted to save money by not trading so often.

What? Do you, Mike, really not think these conservative rent-boys are racists?

I’m not sure about you, imnotsureaboutU.

Send in the trolls! Shouldn’t you be tonguing Trump’s asshole trying to get the trickle down of his last meal in the depths of the fox news comments section?

“You people”?

I’ll definitely take that under advisement, Mike. Thanks!

Loving this feedback, Peter!

Thanks for reading!

Aside from the times he has bragged about playing with pro golfers, does the WH actually disclose who he golfs with? My guess is that there are a lot more CEOs than congressmen on that list.

“Deep State Justice Dept”... You mean the one under your control? The one that’s part of the executive branch? That Justice Department?

I didn’t do it for views. I get views. I did it because I thought I could make a positive ripple on the internet.

This video had like 600k likes before it was taken down. This will barely affect him unless Youtube actually gets off its ass and does something.

Ironically, that Churchill quote he used was talking about fuckheads like him.

How small is his penis?