Bowie always wins. From a different album:

Never Forget:

I remember loving, then loathing and then finally returning to and settling on “Essential Bowie” for Let’s Dance. This album is so good. Thanks for highlighting one of the less popular tracks (that’s not ricochet).

Right? Our buddy Jim here is gayer than a Judy Garland singalong.

Ha ha ha nice try dude I can see the gay in your eyes.

Definitely true: the higher metal levels give you better insurance. But there are a couple reasons why bronze isn’t as bad a deal as it looks:

I did mine today and it was 55/month with zero deductible. I did see some for $0/month but the deductibles were huge.

Nothing will be come of this.

Ok, fuck, I’m getting into advertising because apparently no one has to read your copy first. You just come up with something and everybody says, sure, why the fuck not? Send it out to the world. Here’s my first ad:

This Admin is redefining the term ‘political corruption’ in ways that are so ridiculously flagrant, it’s almost like they know they’ll face no consequences from a knuckle-dragging base of supplicants, a cowed press, and terrified political opponents. Weird, huh?

Re. his panicked, badly formatted email:

1. I love how he lists “mp3s” as a banned electronic device. Do the kids still rock to the Zunes and the Rios?

The thing is, there is no magic bullet. It isn’t a matter of the right technique for spot reduction, spot reduction itself doesn’t work.

Sure, but if they say that workout will “slim your thighs” they’re still lying.

but there was never a “the truth” part! just the general idea of cardio and a healthy diet then?

I am so fucking sick of this being used as an excuse for him. He was the fucking president. Does it matter whether or not he was actively evil or just let a shit ton of evil stuff that he could have stopped happen around him? No, it fucking doesn’t.

That Penny Arcade comic sure is something, huh? Thanks for using the dynamic, limitless canvass of comics to directly inform us that you are upset about a Star Wars game.