I’m gonna have the word “pamplemousse” stuck in my head all day now.

That is one sadistic kid. “Barely” a white supremacist? Still a white supremacist the two-faced coward.

From the update: “As an agency, CBP adheres to law and policy on processing asylum claims and does not tolerate abuse of these policies.” That makes it sound like they won’t help them. They used the exact same qualifiers that Betsy Devos used with discriminatory schools. :(

“Can you turn that down?” rofl

Love the comic Jen. I just wish Eric’s cro magnon forehead was so big it was tipping him over knocking him into Don Jr. though. Also love that Tiffany is not pictured lol

Damnit just make an MMO Half-Life 3 if you need the constant money flow and refuse to make an old style strictly single-player game anymore. Just fucking do it pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssseee Valve. We can romp through the wastelands and City 17 for $15 a month or FtP with thousands of monetary aesthetic options.…

You implied it. What the hell was the point of your post if you were not implying justification? What were you saying then? What the hell does Ireland have to do with the widespread usage with a particular meaning in the USA?? You think everyone in the USA knows and just loves using Irish slang for everyday use? You…

That’s some nice retroactive rationalization there. Have you never questioned why that was used for everything? It *absolutely* meant that to everyone who used it, if not directly then it was implied. Saying that implies you are different and bad for it. Any behavior that’s less than manly, anything feminine, anything…

The forced retirements of people already in the military will probably cost a whole lot more than $9 million. His bs money burden excuse makes no fucking sense every step of the way.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with a library card. Nice!

Some people such as the Austin Police Chief have suggested they’ll have to pull officers off the street to police the bathrooms, but they probably won’t. Most likely this bill is completely unenforceable except against those who already have it rough like highschool kids—the school security will know everyone and be…

Alright I can’t seem to edit my post atm, but really you don’t have to be a dick about something I posted in passing in the middle of the night. Just explain your case. I’ll try to listen.

The ending may have been pretty lame. The levels weren’t “typical” that’s for sure. But the game was not boring. I still hold my Win ‘95 Special Edition as my favorite game of all time (the CD quality music/audio really adds to it btw).

Why are you splitting hairs and being an ass? If you’re so sure it’s not going to harm you then go spray yourself in the face with Roundup pal.

I don’t understand why Monsanto is wasting so much money on this. They could take the high road and just say “yeah this spray that is designed to kill things is bad for you.” I mean it’s a spray that kills stuff. Cmon. I just assumed it caused cancer from the getgo. But evil’s gotta be evil I ‘spose.

“Let’s be real...” the phrase that is almost always immediately followed by BS. Games are easy to find on shelves now—you know damn well the SNES Classic will not be.

I could swear this spoiler was also in one of the trailers (Hollywood also has a love affair with ruining twists in trailers: just look at... well absolutely ALL of the Terminator movies for example). Still sucks though, wish they could’ve avoided that trope.

It’s a figure of speech Morty. They’re bureaucrats! I don’t respect them!

omfg I never noticed the little man in the turret. It’s not a tower at all!

I would have thought getting them to sign onto a cruise ship would be easy, what with the implication and all.