Well, I’ll just stop by before I bring it back and put some ga, errr, charge it really quic... uhhhh, I’ll just pay the big fee.

We have here the crossing of 3 things

This idea appeals to me, at a very fundamental level. Om.

If I was Parsley, it would have been well manured parsley

Bruh. This shit ain’t changing. A few weeks ago, I decided to do a little gag as a joke, when the President of the United States started openly undermining free and fair elections.

Later on it was for keeping out Jehovahs Witnesses.

Ewe gotta love this.

Serious owners have their cars delivered directly to a Barrett-Jackson warehouse.

In other words they’ll have a uniq sliq physiq, so to spiq.

What does it look like with all of the shipping protectors taken off? 

Overnight parts from China, bro.

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

Do you say “now witness the firepower of this fully battered and operational waffle maker” each time you use it?

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

You watch, this will bring them in.

1,500,000$

You ever work in a factory?

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

Front loading washer.

Any relation?