When I saw the video clip on CNN without sound, I thought West was showing Trump his new dildo.

That idiot is pushing on the trunk lid!

Blame at least some of the i8's poor sales on the dealers. Vista BMW had two of them for sale with over-$100k “market price adjustments.” Yes, almost double the MSRP. Naturally the cars sat unsold, revolving around on a turntable, for at least a year.

In Florida, being issued a ticket and sent on your way is, technically, an arrest. The ticket is a summons to appear in court to defend yourself against the charge, with an option to settle out of court by pleading guilty and paying a fine. Don't ask me how I know this.

The policeman was polite and reasonable. If I didn’t read Jalopnik I’d wonder WTF that computer screen is doing on a dashboard myself. 

When I was in Jr. High, our school bus was driven by a high-school kid. The best part of the ride was hitting the railroad track at 50, which would launch anyone in the back 4 rows into the ceiling of the bus. We’d smoke on the bus too. Cigarettes. 

Would your opinion of the ad change if you knew that’s actually a douche bag, not a hot water bottle?

Once the out of pocket expense of charging vs. filling up with petro becomes clear, I think motorists will be happy to plan on an extra 20-30 minutes transit time for every few hundred miles driven.

The “blood bag” isn’t in the limo until Comrade Trump steps aboard.

The “blood bag” isn’t in the limo until Comrade Trump steps aboard.

“Wear the brown racing suit today.”

After reading the introduction, I expected to see “tampon dispenser “ in the list of features.

Openly siding with the Germans and Facists in 1939 England was an astonishingly stupid thing to do. Perhaps it could be understood up to the start of the war, but by 1939 it was obvious that Britain was in a fight for her life as a nation. The woman was a traitor who by choice destroyed her legacy.

What the hell is he growing on that farm, cocoa?

You didn’t mention steering and braking aids for cats like Toonces, the cat who can drive a car.

When I worked at Kennedy Space Center when the Shuttle project was ramping up, drugs were everywhere. The tile workers who came out from Cali brought their coke dealers with them, and sleepy little Titusville became awash in cocaine and quaaludes. A guy used to show up at our office door every Friday with a grocery…

Isn’t it annoying how rubbernecking drivers will slow and stare at any little thing out of the ordinary?

Headlining an article about an entrepreneur’s communications issues with “mess up real bad” is satiric genius. Bravo!

Having been with 2 companies before and after they went public, I don’t blame Elon one bit. In both cases the focus of the company management went from building the company to meeting stock market analysts expectations. Most public companies are “living quarter to quarter” instead of taking the long view.

Go-carts? Oh please...that's so middle class.