NOW IS THE ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE!

There is more to the story. That idiot producer left four red M&Ms in Jeremy's brown M&M snack bowl. Four!

Seems to me that any cage with more horsepower and torque than what's required to achieve and maintain 70 mph is a dangerous vehicle. Texas gets a pass for 80.

And I'm thinking of me every time I do it, in spite of its illegality in FL. I'll be damned if I'll roll along with a crowd of distracted cagers (that's you) when every cage I put behind me is one less that can change lanes into me, pile into my rear tire, or otherwise fuck me up.

And here I was, thinking LGA couldn't possibly suck any more than it did yesterday.

Great article. There are a lot of parallels between this aircraft's history and the Northrop YB-49. Both were groundbreaking designs, both migrated from prop to jet propulsion, both suffered from stability/handling issues, and both were ultimately scrapped (although the YB—49's core design feature made a dramatic…

And only TWO cupholders for $1.9 million?

Somebody has to sweep these punks off the street. Jalopnik is the enema we need for these hard dry street-racing turds.

I have some sense of brand loyalty left from the cool Datsuns me and my family owned years ago. Dad had two Datsun pickups that went well over 100k when domestics were falling apart at 24k. I had a 1200 and a 240 that stood up to my horrendous abuse. However, having just spent a week driving a new Pathfinder, Nissan…

Will the street version come with a radio?

Who can account for a female-impersonating dog in an article about lawsuits?

Yay! Lets watch the big truck destroy the endangered species cat's environment, set to dramatic music!

It appears Boston has finally found a solution to their parking space shortage.

He said: "penis."

I made an ashtray out of clay once.

"Something is deeply, profoundly wrong with this doughy sack of moron."

I'd look for someone to help me manage a windfall of several hundred thousands of dollars. Few people are equipped to manage their income, let alone a huge sum like this. Look at what happens to lottery winners to see what happens in cases like this.

Where did I leave that 8-ball?

It's a television commercial, not a fucking documentary. Nobody is out looking for elves baking cookies or bunny rabbits trying to steal a bowl of cereal, are they?

The 1967 Indy 500 STP turbine car.