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Baberaham Lincoln
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No, the doctor would have to show you were prescribed it and they could say it didnt work for you due to side effects.

Oh you sweet summer child….

I dunno….word is he suffers from John Holmes-itis. Skinny, lanky ass dude with a donger that could sub in for the clanger of the Liberty Bell.

Jezebel is next? Are you saying it hasn’t been gutted? I think all the current writers are recent additions, who post almost nothing at night and on weekends, and they seem to have stopped doing SNS (which probably has  been around longer than the cumulative tenure of their writers).

Nothing much. Except just how profitable black women’s bodies and features are when packaged in white, but very tanned skin.

It’s also very try-hard. Didn’t we already go through the edgy blood thing with Billy Bob and Angelina?

The GOP has the easier job there - it’s far simpler to design short memorable catchphrases for idiots than to speak to actual reasonable humans.

I’m a Starbucks barista. Just say, “No, thank you” and leave a $5 tip (or approximately whatever your drink would have cost. I hate pay it forwards, it interrupts the flow, it’s stupid, and nobody needs it who’s buying drinks at Starbucks.

I’ve mentioned it here before, but this seems like a prime moment to weigh in as a cishet woman whose spouse came out as gay after we’d been married for ten years.

At no point did she question herself, how her own complicity in white patriarchal structures (like her choice to marry a presumably white cis hetero dude, which comes with a lot of social currency) may have contributed to her unhappiness.

Let me just clarify what we all know has happened. This liberal white woman in a hetero relationship, while immersing herself in the lives of these mostly queer, mostly BIPOC former athletes...completely lost her sense of identity within them. She started referring to them as “elders” and modeling her life in ways she

Jezebel doesn’t have editors lol

Its easier for them to think ‘you dont like me because I’m a man’ than ‘You dont like me because Im an entitled a$$hole’    If you ‘hate men’ then its not personal.  The alternative is admitting to himself he’s not a pleasant human being.  

I think some men really hate women who look feminine but don’t adequately perform social femininity, i.e. acting pleasant and subservient. They can’t just dismiss you as ugly & unfuckable (their go-to misogynistic insult) but they also can’t relegate you to eye candy. You fall into a weird gulf of uncontrollability

People who advocate for repressive lifestyles always have weird shame kinks and that is why they insist on nobody else living out in the open, free and honestly because it takes some of the grease out of their sicko wheels. It’s the only way they get their jollies and eff that honestly. Be free be honest and be out

The dumbass actually typed the capital letter O (“oh”) instead of the number 0 (zero) for the score. Does he actually think the letter stands for something other than a shorter way of saying “zero for two”?

I sure am glad Ken Peters weighed in with his Christian thoughts. We’d like to have no abortion in America too, Ken. It starts with lots of free birth control and a social safety net for families. Ken? Ken? Where’d you go?

Congratulations on figuring out how to make these abhorrent slideshows even worse than they were.

Chicken tenderloins, reheated pizza, garlic bread, those left over French fries you would have previously thrown out (add bacon and cheese for good measure), shrimp, sea bass, dumplings, chicken wings, asparagus if you don’t feel like starting up a grill, broccoli, cauliflower, home fries, and grilled cheese are some

They are *very* similar struggles.