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Baberaham Lincoln
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It still staggers me that Trump and his Senate allies got to put three judges on the Supreme Court, including a rapey drunk you opposes abortion.

He seemed to be of the opinion that having “the ultimate trophy wife” was a laudable goal that all Christian men should pursue, though.

I think you have too high an opinion of his audience’s understanding of what words mean.

What I really wanted to know was if they, the brand Burger King UK, were pansexual.

Let’s put it this way; I never wanted kids in the first place, but society in general has done absolutely nothing to change my mind.

A better question is... What kinds of public criticisms are effective in motivating Red State Leadership to do what is right (no pun..) instead of endlessly kowtowing to their constituents??? That’s what I think we’d all like to know... 

I just want to say how much it sucks, just absolutely fucking sucks, that the primary policy outcome of Jan. 6 is just going to be more unjustifiable voting restrictions that will probably cement minority Republican rule for the rest of my life. Republicans ought to be driven from public life because of what they

I hate the “role model” bullshit. It’s not like she starred in a kids show or wrote children’s books or marketed herself to that audience- and even if she did, you can decide to switch gears at some point. No one from Paris to Lindsay to Britney to Christina to Beyonce to Ariana to Cardi B deserves to be told they

When I look at that photo I see 100% a photograph by David LaChapelle, and a model, who happens to be Hilton. LaChapelle style shouts through the image, to the point I would have guessed it was one of his photos but not that that was Paris Hilton.

Can you call being sent to a militaristic reform school being “emotionally supportive”, though?

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!

Is it really that hard to figure out? It’s a power trip. Paid porn actors are getting paid for what they’re doing, and the “girl next door” isn’t. but you get to see her boobs anyway. The not very well kept secret that she’s doing it because she’s drunk, or in return for something dumb like a pair of shorts, is part

It's the Republican singularity.

It’s the mindset that tries to characterize the Social Security system people pay into as a welfare scam, even though it’s cool your grandparents get a check every month.

I hate to break it to you but speaking as a foreigner who’s lived here for about 10 years, half your country is trash.

They do...and they love it! The racism, the xenophobia, the homophobia, all of it. The love it and they want more. They may be the minority but they are a damn large minority and this poison ain’t going away anytime soon.

They are miserable people - continually aggrieved. Any version of happiness is attached to anger and righteousness. Cognitive dissonance will do that to you.

I’m not buying the idea that the growing obsession with deep throat has anything to do with a man’s need to visualize female orgasm or pleasure. Hilarious. You can’t tell me that this isn’t a direct reaction to women being more and more vocal about sexism, feminism, and our collective anger. Put a dick in her mouth

These vids of Letterman interviewing various famous women made the rounds on twitter last night and it really stuck out that he’s fully clothed in a suit, while most of them are showing lots of leg, arm, midriff, cleavage... It made me wonder if they (Janet Jackson, Blake Lively) are expected to dress like a high paid

I was in my freshmen year of college when the Clinton scandal begin. My roommate and I did the math and realized that Lewinsky wasn’t a whole lot older than us, who were still basically kids. The realization that nobody was in her corner was responsible for crushing a lot of my youthful idealism and general faith in