thesoymilkconspiracy
Baberaham Lincoln
thesoymilkconspiracy

Agreed. Concept is fantastic, but the execution is not so hot.

I saw it and thought "this is hilarious in my mind where Jack Black replaces this Jack Black wannabe."

Yeah, it's a subject that's really ripe for comedy too. Imagine how funny someone like the Broad City ladies would be with this subject.

like the concept; really wanted the video to be better.

i sobbed hysterically the whole second half, ngl. the only thing that saved me from not COMPLETELY freaking out was the 3 mini bottles of pinot grigio i had in my purse and the fact that i was surrounded by 13 year old girls who all went batshit when they saw a glimpse of ansel's abs during the "sex" scene

A penis is worth like three doctorates. A vagina is the equivalent to a woman's studies course and maybe half a bachelors if its birthed a male child.

Agreed. This would be SO much better with a bit better editing, and less extreme behavior on the part of the guy. Realistic depiction is much funnier, because its more true. This guy is too moronic.

Bonus points for accusing the mother of creating an unstable home life when the father is R. KELLY.

I could see how a man would feel attacked by the hashtag if he's a piece of shit who harasses women.

That's how bullies want you to feel. They turn the issue against you, in an effort to deflect from their bullshit. Frankly, I'm tired of women constantly being made to feel like we did something wrong when we call people out for things like sexism/racism/homophobia/fatphobia/etc. Fuck that.

Oooh I don't like him I read the tweets and I don't like him

Dear Dana,

You speak the truth! I have to be exhausted (or drunk) to fall asleep without a little strumming on my own banjo first. Sounds like a lot more women need to invest in a Lelo.

"Louis CK is about the most pro-feminist male comedian I can think of who's working today."

How old are you?

Why do we bash someone like Daniel Tosh for being offensive but Louis CK gets a pass?

I'm sorry, but I don't get the love affair with CK because of a few preplanned talking points he gives every so often to appeal to feminist thought and then let him go with the 99% of his stand up and show that's just as bad or worse

I didn't need Staind to tell me that Staind fans were pieces of shit. That's where the term "shitstain" comes from. But...I kind of respect him for this. My little sister recently went to a Third Eye Blind concert for nostalgic reasons, and she says the lead singer got into a rant about: "If you're gonna crowd surf,

I realize that this is going to be unpopular, but I don't know how many of you have seen how paparazzi treat the celebrities they follow around all day. I know that it's a part of the territory and whatnot, but they say awful shit to not only them, but also their families and the people they're with, in an attempt to

Are the three ladies pictured supposed to be differently-shaped from one another? I am not seeing it.

Think about the fact that I stated an opinion, rather innocuously, was called a cunt and had other aspersions cast my way, and yet, I'm the one you're whining about.