Most of America is such a culture.

"Mental illness" is an excuse used when privileged White males commit crimes against less privileged people.

Mean, stupid, and sociopathic.

You're missing the point. Cultural appropriation has turned Native American vestments into fashion, which is then not allowed.

This is the only thing he's ever done that's worth a shit.

I love dragging out the Duck Dynasty before photos:

I think it's an accomplishment to stay in school as a teen parent and graduate.

It is entirely possible that she did go to the police but was told, like many families, that her daughter just "ran away" and was not abducted. They would look for her, but passively. Remember that 4 year old who was abducted and murdered (I think it was in Chicago!?!?!? somewhere like that) and the cops told her…

And yet men are the ones who go nuts and shoot up public locations. Perhaps they're not handling the pressures of their jobs as easily as you claim?

Photoshopping freaks me out

Remember when Madonna was in A League of Their Own? And she was perfectly adorable and wonderful as an actress? Can we just have that back, please?

I watch ASIP; although I may appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language I am experienced with many lawyerings and would happily debate you on the finer points of bird law: You CANNOT own a humming bird as a pet

is the Toss Salad and Scrambled Eggs song from Fraiser an original? I was always kind of fond of of The Nanny's opener, but probably because it was animated. And I know it doesn't have lyrics, but The Andy Griffith Show! Best whistle-tune ever!

Watch the clip.

Only a man would think it douchey for a woman to resist being squished up against the wall because a man wanted to claim her personal space as his own due to nut discomfort.

I'm happy to re-phrase: Your balls aren't that big.

That shit is so Florida.

Is that the one at Typhoon Lagoon? I went on that in 1991. I remember lying flat at the top of the ride, the attendant pushing me off to get things started, and coming off of the slide and freefalling for several seconds before the slide's slope brought me back into contact. I learned then how I would face death:…