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It’s kind of awkward, especially when we’re all socially programmed to address people by names/sir/miss, but could you just say “excuse me, the dressing room is closed” or “sorry, we’re closing in 15 min,” or “hey there, you dropped your bag” and go without the sir/miss/person altogether?

I’ve also heard that people who use she/they or he/they sometimes change it up depending on the way they feel in that moment — like if they’re feeling more enby that day they’ll go with “they,” and times they identify more masc/femme they’ll use the gendered one.

So what you said about mixing it up makes sense, but…

Gels were an absolute GODSEND. I naturally have very weak nails that break easily and cannot grow long on their own. Before gels I used to get acrylics for the length and because I also hate how easily polish chips on natural nails, but I didn’t love acrylics either. They’re so high maintenance (I’m not talented…

Ugh, that’s so sad. My heart goes out to you and them.

I’m a firm believer in treating yourself so it’s great that getting your nails done is a regular thing you do. I definitely don’t think people should feel bad about paying someone else to do them because it can be a real pain in the ass and not worth the time and…

I’m a big fan of designs! I do my own nails and always include a design on one accent nail or all of them if I’m feeling spicy. I buy striping tape and little studs and jewels at beauty supply stores, and they’re surprisingly easy to use. I don’t do a whole nail full of jewels a la Cardi B because I worry about that…

Excuse me that’s Dr. Literal. I didn’t spend 8 years and thousands of dollars at Literal Medical School to be disrespected like this.

Their point was dumb so I pointed that out. Also not a crime.

I read that the Tushy is good, but there are other similar and highly-rated options for more than half the price. Here’s what my research turned up (yeah fuck Amazon, but all those testing/rating listicles link there so it’s a good starting point and you can google brands and buy elsewhere if you’re anti-Amazon):

I unfortunately have my own share of butt/poop related maladies, so, solidarity. Anxiously awaiting the arrival of my new bidet attachment as we speak, which I am told will change my life. Prayers up.

Happy to answer your Qs. I can’t speak for this shape because I would personally never, but I have very long pointy fingernails, have worn contacts since I was a young child, and I wipe my butt. You take out your contacts with the sides of your fingers, and put them in with the pads or the sides (not the tips). Maybe…

Yeah I really don’t like this particular shape at all, but funky nails in general are harmless and fun as hell and I don’t know why people are being such gd haters around here. Like these are the same people who will defend high heels and makeup but are for some reason acting like tacky nails are the equivalent of…

Oh for fuck’s sake. Nails don’t hurt or cause permanent damage or make you literally imobile.

I’ve had long tacky overdone nails (both natural and acrylic) since I can remember and I’m far from a lady of leisure. I type for a living, play a bunch of different sports (including bowling which seems unbelievable but it is facts), text faster than anyone I know, insert and remove my contacts with ease, and do…

Yeah I’m so here for a return to underwire bikini tops (even if we have to take this kinda weird underboob halter thing route to get there). I have pretty average size boobs with a little bit of...swing to em after some weight loss when I was younger, and while they’ve held up remarkably well considering I went from a…

I definitely think there’s an element of denial and inability (or unwillingness) to comprehend that something so monstrous could happen, and oddly enough I can see how the longer it goes on and the more people are affected, the less believable it is to anyone who isn’t a direct victim — as it snowballs it becomes even…

I work for a company with a majority female workforce and the team I work with is 99% women. It is HEAVENLY. I’ve been massively spoiled and don’t think I could handle working in a place where the demographics are flipped. Of course it’s not perfect and we have many of the usual problems that exist in every workplace,…

I was fine with these types of Capitalism Feminists dousing themselves in Millennial Pink because I fuckin hate pink. But I swear to Lucifer if they come for my beloved mint green...

I seriously don’t get how SO many people were involved in covering up for and defending this guy. Do they think this shit just...goes away? That people who compulsively molest kids and get away with it time and time again eventually decide to stop if you remove any possible consequences and keep giving them…

Oh we def agree. And yeah, the bathroom thing is hella annoying if other people can hear what you’re doing and people are waiting. Few things are more irritating than waiting in a long bathroom line and watching two giggly, freshly-fucked oblivious assholes stumbling out. Also...Greyhound bus sex??? omg.