Sorry but I have crippling flight anxiety and my airline bloody mary is 100% necessary to give me something to look forward to enough to convince my ass to get on the plane in the first place and avoid a panic attack once I’m there. 

I’ve said it before here, so this is just a reminder that Gwen Stefani is...just not smart. Not bright, not a critical thinker. She’s a cute girl with good style that she aped from the OC rockabilly scene (especially Latinas), and because she dressed counterculture and sang in a rock band, everyone just wedged her…

I posted these on the main thread but they might work for you. I have bad bunions and shoes manage to find a variety of ways to hurt my fucked up feet, but these are like wearing nothing at all. 10/10 would marry.
https://www.costco.com/kensie-ladies’-strap-sandal.product.100698411.html

Not exactly flip flops but might be just chunky enough to satisfy. These bad boys set me back a whole 15 bucks and they’re the most comfortable sandals (and might be the most comfortable shoes) I’ve ever owned. ZERO blisties (the back part is elastic and the toe is leather — which I was skeptical about but it’s soft…

It’s definitely a prevalent myth that Costco ALWAYS has the best prices — you get caught up in the large sizes and bulk packaging, but often I price shit out per item or ounce, and realize that you’re just buying more of something but not necessarily getting a better deal (especially compared to places like Wal Mart…

lol I also got those Hunter rainboots, and a pair for my mom as well.

Every man I’ve ever dated has tried to convince me I just haven’t had the “right” IPA, but at this point I think I’ve tried all of them and every single one tastes like the juice at the bottom of a garbage can full of rotting flowers. I like bitter stuff generally but I just can’t with IPAs and I really don’t…

Hold up, is that Kendra from Girls Next Door at 3:15? Did they do a special celeb edition of Wife Swap or did we get our reality clips mixed up?

From what I understand (not a legal scholar obviously), you can’t shout “fire!” in a crowded theatre, so it seems like there’s some wiggle room in the 1st Amendment when it comes to causing real harm. Problem is people like O’Reilly manage to slither their way out of consequences by arguing that they can’t be held…

I get that vibe too and I’m pretty sure it’s because she got her start being the funny-hot-guy’s girl on a video game show so her schick was very much “manic sexy cool girl.” That’s not really her fault — you take what gigs come your way in showbiz — and it doesn’t mean she’s like that offscreen. But you’re probably…

There’s a truly horrifying GIF floating around featuring Olivia with her maw wrapped around like 7 sausages. Sausages. I believe she also deepthroated a video game controller but I could be imagining I read that in a blog somewhere. Like, come on dude.

100%. Half-calf jeans are the boot-leg-jeans-under-tiered-ruffle-skirts of the 2020s. Did the entire world’s mirrors break???

I can’t stand Olivia Munn either, and I’m not quite sure why and yeah, I chastise myself for it because it feels mean and judgy to dislike someone I’ve never met. But I think it has something to do with the fact that she got famous on a show featuring a segment where she shoves as much random stuff in her mouth as…

Man, I have legitimate TRAUMA from the boot cut jeans era, full stop. All I wanted was tight black punk jeans and they were almost impossible to find, so when the skinny jeans trend exploded I was in absolute heaven. 

Ughhhh Kinja. I guess embedding links fucked this up — that was supposed to say: I encourage you to go the sport bra route, esp in the summer heat. I’ve been doing that with this bralette from Gap that I’m currently obsessed with and I think it looks great. I have a few of these crop tanks from American Apparel that…

Haha “hobbit pants.” I’m tellin ya, they look like trash on everyone and when they first appeared I figured we’d immediately come to our collective senses, reject these monstrosities wholesale, and they’d be gone in one season. NOPE. [Insert Titanic “it’s been 84 years” GIF]

Yeah, the only shirt style I’ve found that I like with my baggies is pretty much exactly what you’ve done in the pics in the post — the knot thing really works, but the problem is most of my T shirts are already cropped or too tight to be able to knot.

I encourage you to go the sport bra route, esp in the summer heat.…

CROPPED FLARES?! Burn it to the fucking grounddddddd.

Happy for you and your thin ankles, but I have not been so blessed (I’m thin but have the kind of legs one would describe as “sturdy.”) I also have long legs despite being short, but cropped pants — whether it’s a few inches above the ankle or culotte style — just destroy my silhouette and make me look stumpy. It does…

I’ve been on board with wide-leg pants for a while (jeans are a different story), but my biggest problem is the fucking crop. WHY are all these pants cropped mid-calf?! It looks awkward and terrible on everyone, but particularly me because I am short and have ankles like tree trunks. Make pants normal length again I…